The thing about Jonathan Sims is that he isn’t at all stupid, in fact he’s quite the opposite.
Take the Coffin for example, the idea of using an anchor is a logical and honestly quite clever one, however, where this idea falls apart is that while Jon may be intelligent, that does not mean he has common sense, or any sense of self preservation for that matter, and so he goes straight to cutting off his finger, and then continuously trying to cut it off despite the fact his body’s healing factor is clearly winning here.
And then, to top that off, he immediately decides the next reasonable choice of an anchor is his own rib, and actively gets not one, but two of his ribs removed by the walking embodiment of body horror.
Jonathan Sims is not stupid, but he is stupidly impulsive and should not be trusted with any actual plan ever, because while his initial idea may be the most ingenious thing you’ve ever bloody heard, I promise you he is going to ruin it with the most unhinged, god-awful follow up known to man.
Pigeons!
Here's a collection of pet portraits I had a pleasure of painting for the great Keepsakesloft and Rey <3 Thank you both so much for this!
Damn what if you told your dad he mispronounced a word during a zoom meeting and he disowned you for embarrassing him and told you you were only welcome back home if you found bigfoot so you spend three years travelling the world to find bigfoot but along the way you become friends with bigfoot and teach him how to fight so he beats up your dad for you
rhrhrhhrhr Whitepine,,,,
headcanon that all the workers wear spooky masks for reasons that contribute to The Plot(tm)
anyways Ivory ily your voice is so pretty. also. "please keep talking. i like it" SHE'S SO ME GUYS AJXJFKDK
my hk save corrupted LMAOOOOOOO (agonized
um school's kicking my ass rn so as much as i would like to start posting more polished drawings we shall be sticking to doodles for now !!
yea ik this is a photo not a screenshot the wifi's not lookin too good rn but !! it's Sir Rapter i mean Serapter !! that's gotta count for something righ ?? he's so silly js look at him
multifandom hell // my pronouns r based on vibesplease give art requests i will eat them
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