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Warning: Pedophilia
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I was listening to a song by Bellamy and Marry me and a scenario of russian speaking bkg popped into my head. I think y'all know that song 'ะบะพะฝัะตัะบะฐ' I think.
So basically UA got a sponsor for a russian company and invite this guy and his interpreter to visit and view the classrooms. So they arrive and the asshole starts talking sexual stuff abt the students and the interpreter says something else that makes it seem like the pedo is a good guy. Bkg interrupts in a voice that's both concerned and angry.
"Aizawa sensei?" Everyone turns to him but bkg doesnt take his eyes of the russian guy. "What the guy's saying isnt the same as the translation..." the interpreter and pedo are gobsmacked, realizing they might be busted.
"What do you mean?" Mind you, nezu is also there. The students could sense the tension in the room. "The asshole's a pedophile." "Now, now that's a rather bold assumption child" the russian guy says in russian for the interpreter to translate. But before the guy could open his mouth, bkg has his hand up and speaks "and yet I'm not wrong you gross fucker. Now fucking get out of our class, our school and out of japan."
The others realized the gravity of the situation. The pedo and bkg are loudly arguing and the asshole has the audacity to try and grabs bkg's shoulder. Aizawa and Nezu finally snap out of it and jump in to get this guy away while the students make sure bkg is ok. As he's being escorted bkg says "bye bitch!" while flipping him off with both hands.
That's how everyone found out bkg knew russian and among the students it quickly became an iconic sexuality crisis moment.
Ok so the reason bkg knows russian is cuz his parents work with russian companies alot. So he picked it up from there and his parents who speak basic Russian. He was just being an overachiever and practice more. Kariage is the first to know this bcuz whenever bkg gets super flustered (or when they doing the dirty *insert lenny face*) bkg yells out in russian.
This makes kariage both amused and aroused.
Kariage even learned how to say I love you to confess to bkg. Who obviously says yes in Russian as well. It's super wholesome and loving. Eventually kariage learns sweet nothings and innuendos in russian just to tease and make bkg super shy and blushy.
The end.
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Hope ya like it and stay safe! โค
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