Ohhh I’m So Sleepy You’ll Have To Rip Me Apart With Your Bare Hands

Why is that the image google used

I was put on this earth to be mid and then die

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

It should be illegal for third parties to tell you what to do with your corpse when you die. For the record if any of my followers want to turn my skull into a cup? That’s fine. You want to make my femur into a table leg? I’ll accept that. You want to use my skeleton as a tool for education? NO! I hate learning and never support it.

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

Ready, ten paces, fire.