Discourse Kids And Amami’s There Too I Guess

2020 is the new 2016

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

So apperantly it’s Bi visibility day. So I made this last minute doodle.

i’m so serious when i say nalu is the goofiest ship in fairy tail and also the one that makes me lose my mind the most. like look at them. look at these screenshots. they are so chronically unserious it’s actually romantic. why are they always matching each other’s chaotic energy??? like they weren’t just meant for each other, they were engineered in a lab to be the two most ridiculous people in the guild and then fall in love about it. the synchronized screaming. the dramatic hand-holding like someone just proposed. the way natsu sparkles while lucy looks five seconds away from homicide. they are so stupid. they are SO STUPID. and yet so in sync it makes my brain short-circuit.

they’re soulmates in the most obnoxious way possible. not in a soft “we complete each other” kind of way but in a “we got kicked out of a restaurant for sword fighting with breadsticks” way. and they’d be laughing the whole time. they match each other’s every step, every tone, every over-the-top facial expression like they’re one shared creature split into two hot idiots. i love them so much it physically pains me. like this isn’t even about romance anymore. this is about divine comedy. this is about two people being so chaotic together that the universe just gave up and said “fine. fine. you win. be together forever.” and they will. they will be so annoying and dramatic and in love until the end of time. and i’ll be right there cheering them on

bringing this back because i still think it's the funniest thing

Transcript:

Wilbur: Alright. Are you- Did you get elected?

Tubbo: No- (quietly) oh god... Yeah but I built the place!

Wilbur: Are you the sole leader?

Tubbo: Well, I d- I don't-

Wilbur: Tubbo. You have created an autocratic, capitalist dystopia with a social credit score, a 1% who live in golden towers, a giant corporation that controls all the other corporations-

Tubbo: No not- okay, okay, but to be fair-

Wilbur: ARE THERE UNIONS? TUBBO DO YOUR PEOPLE HAVE UNIONS?

Tubbo: YES there's unions- Look I even built union build- Okay you see this one here which is a slightly different grayer shade than all the others? That's the union building.

Wilbur: Okay? Why's there one? How many companies are there?

Tubbo, overlapping: There's one because there's only like- Three?

Wilbur: Why's there ONE union building for THREE different companies?

Tubbo: Yeah but- come on there's like 4k people that live here, max.

Wilbur: (laughing)

Tubbo: I think ONE union can handle four thousand people, right?

Wilbur: ... Tubbo.

Tubbo: Is that not how it works, is that really bad?

Wilbur: Tubbo you've created something...

Tubbo: Oh, no there is a second union building! It's down here, oh there's two! Two unions.

Wilbur: You've created something awful.

Tubbo: Have I?

Wilbur: Yeah. Tubbo you've- you've created something abysmal.

Tubbo: What?

Ranboo (joining call): Uh oh, what did he do?

Wilbur: Oh, Ranboo, he's created an autocratic capitalist dystopia.

Ranboo: He's cr-? Ohh not again!

Tubbo: No but I-

Wilbur: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?

Cyberpunk will always be a W to me because I have never had any game that continuously and consistently pulls me back to it. Bugs and all, I still get a thrill when V's theme music plays on the startup screen. I still love chatting with Johnny in between quests and finding tarot holograms on walls. I still love the endless amounts of trashbags covering the alleyways and the music playing on my motorcycle. I still love interacting with all of the characters. And, on my third playthrough, I'm still finding things I had no clue were there.

That means they did something super, super right, imo. And that's why I'll still probably turn on this stupid, buggy game a year from now when DLC finally drops

Art by Sebastian Luca

Breakfast party! Also a great excuse for Rayla and Soren to duke it out playing video games :) (it never ends well)

In case any of you were wondering which part of this piece is my fave:

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.