Reblog If You Would Be Devastated If You Found Out One Of Your Followers Committed Suicide.

bringing this back because i still think it's the funniest thing

Transcript:

Wilbur: Alright. Are you- Did you get elected?

Tubbo: No- (quietly) oh god... Yeah but I built the place!

Wilbur: Are you the sole leader?

Tubbo: Well, I d- I don't-

Wilbur: Tubbo. You have created an autocratic, capitalist dystopia with a social credit score, a 1% who live in golden towers, a giant corporation that controls all the other corporations-

Tubbo: No not- okay, okay, but to be fair-

Wilbur: ARE THERE UNIONS? TUBBO DO YOUR PEOPLE HAVE UNIONS?

Tubbo: YES there's unions- Look I even built union build- Okay you see this one here which is a slightly different grayer shade than all the others? That's the union building.

Wilbur: Okay? Why's there one? How many companies are there?

Tubbo, overlapping: There's one because there's only like- Three?

Wilbur: Why's there ONE union building for THREE different companies?

Tubbo: Yeah but- come on there's like 4k people that live here, max.

Wilbur: (laughing)

Tubbo: I think ONE union can handle four thousand people, right?

Wilbur: ... Tubbo.

Tubbo: Is that not how it works, is that really bad?

Wilbur: Tubbo you've created something...

Tubbo: Oh, no there is a second union building! It's down here, oh there's two! Two unions.

Wilbur: You've created something awful.

Tubbo: Have I?

Wilbur: Yeah. Tubbo you've- you've created something abysmal.

Tubbo: What?

Ranboo (joining call): Uh oh, what did he do?

Wilbur: Oh, Ranboo, he's created an autocratic capitalist dystopia.

Ranboo: He's cr-? Ohh not again!

Tubbo: No but I-

Wilbur: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?

Enjoy an Adult!Chendy piece (they’re canon and you can’t tell me otherwise)

Chelia is studying under Porlyusica while Wendy had a growth spurt and became a tall woman. They have been official about their relationships when they both reached 18. Oh, and Wendy is trying out new hair styles, she finds the current short hair quite adorable (Chelia thinks so too). Wendy wears pants more often because as a wind magic user, wearing a dress may bring unwanted attention.

Quackity, to Tubbo's cabinet: Ah, yes, the native languages of the five people here.

Quackity: *points at Tommy and Fundy* 'My family never loved me'

Quackity: *points at Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo* 'I'm so fucking tired please just let me rest for five minutes'

Quackity: *points at Tommy* 'I love girls'

Quackity: *points at Tommy and Fundy* 'Please pay attention to me'

Quackity: *points at all of them* 'Touch starved'

Tubbo:

Fundy:

Ranboo:

Tommy: Damn, dude, I feel called out-

I had a sort of revelation recently. A lot of scenes Ive seen on tv were not as strange as I thought, I just wasnt picking up on the ~sexual tension~ and it made the scenes a lot more awkward and weird than intended lol

mhm yeah I see this played out two ways with aces. Either they are HYPER aware of it or woosh over their heads and it always makes the situation have like a stat boost to awkwardness either way lol 

gender, sexuality, and the lack thereof

props to @crowbian for their amazing zine

My new favorite trope in series is gem kids becoming monsters

Oooh he’s gonna do the hand thing!

Sexuality is fluid and it changes. Maybe in the future I will feel different and that’s okay. It doesn’t mean it was just a phase. It doesn’t mean those feelings were invalid. It just means those feelings changed. That’s life.

i think i made some points here ngl

happy birthday @idaate!! 🌸🌻