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Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

why am i allowed to draw

hey guys don’t forget that self-love is love too✨💕

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The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

Voltron spat on my face so She Ra could gently tuck me into bed and kiss my forehead

“You’re so lucky you’re aroace because your life is drama free.”

No, you’re the lucky one if the only source of drama for you is from dating

I’ve had to deal with drama from schools, friends, family, fandoms, trolls, the list goes on

It’d be a breath of fresh air if the drama in my life exclusively came from one place

piglins can shapeshift so they are comfortable in both the overworld and the nether. Also ranboo is confused

Pokemon fusions

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to