Just watched the Minecraft movie. Some of my favorite parts:
Jennifer Coolidge saying "he can bag me up and drag me out to the curb" and the whole theater laughing so hard you couldn't hear the movie
"I. Am. Steve" "As a child, I yearned for the mines" and more being said by the ENTIRE theater
The antagonist just straight up kills a child.
Gay piglin saying unalive
Jack Black slapping the daggers out of the piglin sorceress's hand with increasing disappointment
The guys all being cowards and whatnot then the screen changes to the woman with 15 side hustles and the stressed out teen guardian beating the shit out of monsters with no qualms
The villager just straight up talks in a British accent at the end of it. Bc Jennifer Coolidge and him fell so deep in love after she hit him with her car that he learned English (with a British accent for some reason despite everyone being American)
"are you finished" "no I think he's Swedish" bc Minecraft is a swedish game
Old man Yaoi.
So much old man Yaoi.
Girl with 15 side hustles pulling a Technoblade with the dogs
"lemme tell you something! Lemme tell you something!"
Alex appearing at the end
Steve getting irritated bc ender pearls are in short supply
All in all, the movie was not as bad as you've probably been led to believe. However, I must say that it is a movie made much, MUCH better in a crowded theater. Especially when there's some kid going "absolute cinema" two rows in front of u, and a couple teenagers calling Jack Black and Jason Mamoa gay.
Yuu who vehemently refuses to ever return to their world, and moreover, refuses to tell anyone why.
They were so excited to go back, albeit also a bit sad, for so long! Everyone thought this would be a good thing, something to be celebrated!
But as it would turn out, Yuu disagreed. They were GOING to go through the mirror, they were, but all it took was them testing it out by putting their hand through, and after a second or two of pause, they booked it away from the portal and to the corner of the room. "You won't take me alive!" They shouted, "not happening, absolutely not, I'm staying here!"
Everyone was extremely confused, as Yuu threw a chair at the portal. (Through the portal, but the goal was at the portal.) Only when Crowley walked over to ask what the hell Yuu was doing, did so much as one person learn what was wrong.
As soon as they whispered a very nervous answer, clutching their wrist like their hand would lose all circulation otherwise, Crowley shut the portal like it had personally offended him. He started going on about how infinitely gracious he was, and how out of that graciousness, he would allow Yuu to continue staying at NRC!
Everyone expected Yuu to argue, but Yuu just nodded. The only other person to ever learn of what happened was Grim, when Yuu woke up from a nightmare maybe a week or two later.
He was the only other person to learn that upon testing the portal with their hand, Yuu realized that they were considered dead and gone in their old world. That they couldn't move their hand when it was through, and that had they gone through completely, they would have gone into cardiac arrest as their world remembered that they weren't meant to be alive.
If Yuu had passed through that portal, there would be no coming back. Not to Twisted Wonderland, and not to life in general.
Tdbk EP 10 spoilers
The last one for this episode!
THIS IS SO SAD WHAT
And why does MC shrink away π both from Lyca for a moment and from Rui when handing over the documents I hate this
Like MC you of all people know that they aren't threats- STOP ACTING SO SCARED OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LITERALLY NOTHING BUT NICE AND HELPFUL AND SAVED YOU SEVERAL TIMES???
Bro I did not consent to watching this
Neither did MC actually and WOULD SOMEONE COMFORT LYCA PLS HE NEEDS IT
Ed is officially the worst dude what the hell
YALL HELP
Firstly, I FINALLY GOT HIM ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT :D IM SO HAPPY HELL YEAH I'm also broke of gems but IM SO HAPPY
Um, more importantly tho, anyone have any tips for getting EXP. Fruits now? I'm at player rank like 80 and it's soooo slowwwww I only really get them from the daily crap and I barely get any TvT pls help, Limit Break fruits r fine to get cuz of Nightmare Raids, but it seems like EXP fruits are in increasingly short supply as I progress.
PLEASESSEEEEEE I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CREATURE THAT EATS SPACE FORM WORLD EATERS
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β Anon who keeps asking about Bob & World Eaters
This mother fucker right here.
This is some. Very old art. People on my main blog have seen this already.
They don't have a proper name, I've just been calling them 'Worm Killer' for identifications sake. They're the same species as Haruna and Yoru (Abyss Child. Basically the closest thing to 'god' there is in my lore).
They hunt World Eaters for sport. Yes they do eat them, but only the worm part, the rest they use as uh. Trophies. Which they use to decorate their body. Like an assassin bug that stacks dead ants on it. But instead of camouflage it's purely for it's own ego.
Average Kos activities
[Not pictured: Me screaming every 0.5 seconds whenever a Rajang looked at me]
TKDB episode 8 spoilers
Forceful Ritsu.
Not-responsible-for-the-problem-for-once Taiga.
Violent to-the-point Romeo
(with a fumbling secretary-ass MC following him)
... Come to think of it Romeo and MC remind me of the first half of The Devil Wears Prada.
I'm gonna do something the government won't like.
I have five accounts for this fucking game. All of them have at LEAST one SSR warding card. This one now has THREE. I have had them for like 2 weeks. But this? IM SO SICK OF SSR WARDING CARDS JUST TELL YOU HATE ME TOKYO DEBUNKER!!! πππ
Eat the MOON dude
eat the MOON
I don't gotta explain anything
The objective could not be more clear
get up and
eat the moon
go go GO GO GO
You've always wanted to eat the moon
gO GO GO GO GO GO
Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted
Chapter 14 spoilers again for TKDB.
Wow. that was sad as hell. I did not like that.
Besides that, though, wtf why is Jiro keeping it for FIVE YEARS. It's a note. That he doesn't even know the origin of. Chill, man.
Hyde is so fucking weird r u kidding me. If there was anyone Leo and Tohma should snoop around, it's Hyde.
Last, and probably of least importance.
Bro Jiro and Yuri look so