Musicians Really Are Walking Red Flags, Aren’t They?

how keith’s coming out went:

keith: shiro i…i think i’m gay

shiro: oh thank god

keith: ???

shiro: i was so afraid adam and i had raised a straight

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

women defending kim kardashian has the same energy than men defending elon musk

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what about us, the persons who don’t speak english natively, but nor are from europa? would it be well if we speak and write in the break down language, or do we have to add the accent USA citizens associate with our own nationalities?

have you considered that perhaps people from the us/canada assume you are one of them because your posts are written in english that is indistinguishable from that of a native english speaker from the us/canada

I’m going to unionise with all non-native English speakers on tumblr and we’re going to start writing our posts with heavy cartoonish German or Russian or Portuguese or French accents and you will regret this message so much

shiro: i’m back

adam: hey, how were the school tours?

shiro: cool. i met this little grumpy orphan kid, his name’s keith

adam: …bring him home

shiro: what

adam: he’s our son now

Terrible maps

NO

NOPE

NOT HAPPENING

FUCK THAT SHIT

a toucan’s skeleton looks exactly like you’re at a museum and the guide is sweating nervously behind you casually sweeping some broken toucan bones under a rug and hoping you’re dumb enough to buy their shitty job of sticking the beak onto one of the other specimens