Your Sourdough Starter Fucking Bit Me

There’s a reason these people are fucking stupid and proud of it.

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator

charlie spring is a MASSIVE cavetown fan

i HAD to repost it

KEITH PRETENDING NOT TO REMEMBER LANCE FROM HIS GARRISON DAYS AND LANCE PRETENDING NOT TO REMEMBER THE KLANCE BONDING MOMENT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THIS IS DISASTER GAY CULTURE 

it is so over for me the day hozier makes an achilles reference. all his mixing of greek mythology with the idea that love is an act of violence/defiance against the world and we have yet to hear him make a metaphor out of how batshit achilles went in the iliad ...i think i would spontaneously combust actually.

Someone needs to get that tall ass vocally gifted Irish man to write a fanfiction

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUYS IM CRYING

TODAY IS REALLY THAT DAY

IM SO HAPPY

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