This Tiktok Screenshot Ruined My Life I Need To See The Serbian Pigeon Movie So So Badly But It Doesn't

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

I once knew a butch dyke who was all of 5’4 and 200lbs who had a truck that was lifted so high she needed to do goddamn acrobatics to get in (she basically had to jump and yank herself on the wheel to fully make it up, I watched her eat shit once or twice) and anytime someone asked why she didn’t just get a smaller truck she cited the fact that she liked picking up tall girls and they liked how high + roomy the cab was (and she liked when they needed a step up which meant she could give them a boost) and I think about the fact that that’s who those trucks were made for, not some dickhead named Cody who’s gonna put low profile tires on it

Common based butch W

Fascism sells a synthetic nostalgia.

Joan Jett at the Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, Illinois, United States, 25th March 1977

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people who don't believe that this country could easily mirror that of nazi germany are ignorant.

it's not just elon's nazi salute; it's the censorship and propaganda and revoking rights and removing diversity programs and banning literature and giving political power to billionaires who don't care about lowering the price of eggs

this is funny

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“A clever plan..because if Harry here and his friend Ron hadn’t discovered this book, why–Ginny Weasley might have taken all the blame. No one would ever have been able to prove she hadn’t acted of her own free will…and imagine…what might have happened then…The Weasleys are one of our most prominent pure-blood families. Imagine the effect on Arthur Weasley and his Muggle Protection Act, if his own daughter was discovered attacking and killing Muggle-borns…”

It brings me SO MUCH joy that the plot of Chamber of Secrets basically happens because Lucius is terrified out of his mind of Arthur and Molly Weasley and their SEVeN kids who were all raised to hold the line in case anyone tried to start a genocidal regime again. They are so powerful and so dangerous to any attempted rise to power from the Death Eaters, and Lucius feels the need to try and marginalize and demonize them in order to decrease the threat they pose.

And boy was he right to be concerned, they are…unstoppable. Each and every one of them. You thought it was impressive that it took five Death Eaters to kill their uncles? Try having a couple Weasleys illegally on the airwaves, one destroying Voldemort’s Horcruxes, one protesting at Hogwarts, one running loose in the government, one housing escaped prisoners, and one getting foreign support!! More children than they can afford? Try more children than you can effectively stop!!

And then when they ALL show up to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? What a trip for Lucius Malfoy! Hey bigots! Would you like to pick an opponent based on which Quidditch position they excel at, or do you wanna roll the dice and go with one of the brothers who got 12 OWLs? Those are your only two options because Weasleys are EVERYWHERE and the weak link is NO ONE. The fear that must have been in his heart when one or two of them was around every corner of the school taking down his DE pals…is so amazing to think about. Glorious. Iconic. Every Weasley has red hair, freckles, and a drive to destroy the concept of blood purity at all cost!!

The Weasleys are not always nice or right, but they are GOOD and they believe in standing up for what is good, and when evil is around they SHOW UP to fight it. No questions asked. And evil is so scared of them, so worried about what they can do, that it resorts to desperately weaponizing a little girl to try and stop them.

first comic ( kinda shit sorry ;-; )

Sooooo, heart stopper is just teenage modern day Arthur and Merlin fanfic….. right!!?!?!?

a sentence meme comprised of quotes from disney’s 1951 animated movie, alice in wonderland. feel free to change pronouns or adjust sentences as needed.

‘   hmm… ? oh, i’m listening.   ’ ‘   _____… ! will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson ?   ’ ‘   how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it ?   ’ ‘   once more. from the beginning.   ’ ‘   i’m late, i’m late, i’m late !   ’ ‘   what could a rabbit possibly be late for ?   ’ ‘   it must be awfully important, like a party or something !   ’ ‘   my, what a peculiar place to have a party.   ’ ‘   oh, i beg your pardon.   ’ ‘   i simply must get through !   ’ ‘   you mean impossible ?   ’ ‘   nothing’s impossible !   ’ ‘   read the directions, and directly you’ll be directed in the right direction.   ’ ‘   if one drinks much from a bottle marked ‘ poison, ’ it’s almost certain to disagree with one, sooner or later.   ’ ‘   i was just giving myself some good advice.   ’ ‘   goodness ! what did i do ?    ‘ ‘   well, i don’t think it’s so funny !   ’ ‘   oh, come on now. crying won’t help.   ’ ‘   follow me, me hearties ! have you at port no time at all now.   ’ ‘   um, pardon me, but uh, would you mind helping me ? please ?   ’ ‘   don’t step on the fish ! ___, watch it there; stop kicking that mackerel !   ’ ‘   that’s logic !   ’ ‘   well, it’s been nice meeting you. goodbye !   ’ ‘   that’s very kind of you, but i must be going.   ’ ‘   well, perhaps i could spare a little time…   ’ ‘   that was a very sad story.   ’ ‘   why, ______ ! what are you doing out here ?   ’ ‘   a monster ! a monster, ___ ! in my house, ___ !   ’ ‘   ___, lad, you’re passing up a golden opportunity !   ’ ‘   well, there goes ___…   ’ ‘   poor ___…   ’ ‘   ehh, perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy.   ’ ‘   by jove ! that’s it ! we’ll burn the house down !   ’ ‘   oh dear, this is serious !   ’ ‘   i’m sorry, but I must eat something !   ’ ‘   no cooperation, no cooperation at all ?   ’ ‘   we can’t have monsters about !   ’ ‘   i beg your pardon, but uhh… did you… oh, that’s nonsense.   ’ ‘   what kind of garden do you come from ?   ’ ‘   just what specie, or shall we say, genus, are you, my dear ?   ’ ‘   well, you wouldn’t expect her to admit it.   ’ ‘   oh, all right, if that’s the way you feel about it.   ’ ‘   i changed so many times since this morning, you see…   ’ ‘   i do not see. explain yourself.   ’ ‘   i’m afraid i can’t explain myself, sir, because i’m not myself, you know…  ’ ‘   well, i can’t put it anymore clearly for it isn’t clear to me !   ’ ‘   you ? who are you ?   ’ ‘   oh dear. everything is so confusing.   ’ ‘   well, i must say i’ve never heard it that way before…   ’ ‘   you there ! ___ ! wait ! come back ! i have something important to say !   ’ ‘   keep your temper !   ‘ ‘   you needn’t shout !   ‘ ‘   i wonder if I’ll ever get the knack of it.   ‘ ‘   then it really doesn’t matter which way you go !   ’ ‘   can you stand on your head ?   ’ ‘   i don’t want to go among mad people !   ’ ‘   oh, what a delightful child !   ’ ‘   hah ! i’m so excited, we never get compliments !   ’ ‘   you must have a cup of tea !   ’ ‘   what a small world this is.   ’ ‘   oh, that was lovely !   ’ ‘   very interesting. who’s dinah ?   ’ ‘   if you don’t care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation !   ’ ‘   why is a raven like a writing desk ?   ’ ‘   careful ! she’s stark raving mad !   ’ ‘   butter ! of course, we need some butter ! butter !   ’ ‘   oh no no, no no no you’ll get crumbs in it !   ’ ‘   jam ! i forgot all about jam !   ’ ‘   whom did you expect ?   ’ ‘   your majesty ! please, it’s all his fault !   ’ ‘   silence !   ’ ‘   now, um, where do you come from, and where are you going ?   ’ ‘   curtsey while you’re thinking, it saves time.   ’ ‘   i’ll ask the questions !   ‘ ‘   do you play croquet ?   ’ ‘   do you want us both to lose our heads ?   ’ ‘   whom are you talking to ?   ’ ‘   i warn you child, if i lose my temper, you lose your head, understand ?   ’ ‘   you know, we could make her really angry.   ’ ‘   oh dear ! save the queen !   ’ ‘   someone’s head will roll for this !   ’ ‘   are you ready for your sentence ?   ’ ‘   what do you know about this uh… unfortunate affair ?   ’ ‘   i’m not a mile high. and i’m not leaving.   ’ ‘   why, you’re not a queen, you’re just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant…   ’ ‘   ___, wake up ! please wake up, ___ !   ’ ‘   ___, i… oh, well. come along, it’s time for tea.   ’