Context: I Was Just Born Today And Im Trying To Learn About The World I Hope You Can Help Me. Whatever

grandpa pussy attack

Ppl who wanna change their name but don't know what name they wanna change it to or don't know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

The perfect daughter

girl SHOCKS colony of stray cats by speaking in PERFECT meow

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue