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This is the only day you can RT this

get that outta your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You’ve heard of Bruce adopting Billy Batson, you’ve heard Jason Todd, get ready for Timothy Drake!!!

So, fun idea.

Tim’s parents had an archeology thing going on for them, Billy’s did too before they rebooted his parents into being Awful™️

Let them bond.

Let lil’ Timmy Drake with his freaky photographic memory that figured Dick out with the memory of his quadruple flip figure out Captain Marvel (incorrectly) being C.C. Batson, an old family friend he’s seen maybe once or twice, and then figure the real truth out and be like.

“Oh, oh… okay. (Dead silence) Wanna boat?” And just… adopts Billy, jokingly calls him co-captain of the cruddy boat he freaking lives on as a joke to his hero identity. Solve cases together with their mix of magic and scientific trivia and their shared history/archeology trivia, let them geek out to eachother, have Tawny eat one of Tim’s pet fish, let the teenager be a dad to another teenager for the absurdity of it all

Whoever you ship him with can be thrown into the bunch too, Bernard sees a random kid named Batson and is like

Bernard: Did you clone someone babe?

Tim: uhhh… not recently?

Billy freaking Batson: Hi, I’m magic!

Bernard: Babe—

Alternatively

Kon: Wait, so this kid can kick Clark’s ass?

Tim: We’ll Kryptonians are venerable to magic to a higher level than most beings and they are fairly matched so—

Billy: $20 and I’ll send him to Jupiter

Kon: $50 if you strand him on Uranus for the hell of it

Billy: you got it dad! (Shazam’s away)

Kon:… YOU ADOPTED HIM?!

Listen Guys..

I've had these designs cooking for ages now (Undergrowth was my nemesis) for an AU/jumble of multiple AUs that sprung up from a larger analysis of the Ghost Zone's more powerful ghosts. The thing is... since Ive had these designs sitting for a minute, Im not happy with several of them anymore :((

So... I don't really feel like explaining my whole analysis + apprenticeship AU, BUT I also didn't want to let these just sit and rot on my computer.

(Now these are sorta top-to-bottom my favorites of the designs but not really & hopefully it's obvious which ghosts each one is based on. or check my tags, they're in order)

And now... my UNDERGROWTH Danny...... I struggled. On the left, I got all the way to competing the character page before realizing I hated it, decided I had to go back to the drawing board, then the final that I landed on.

Also, I think I should say the one with the purple cloak and green wings is based on the Ancients bc its the only I feel isn't obvious enough.

Peetas dad being called Otho after the roman emperor whose wife cheated on him and he was exiled and eventually killed himself instead of fighting on after rebellion? brutal.

So I remember some of the fanfic. And it's during the summertime when Adrien takes shelter in this abandoned building with stuff all set up, I remember there was a bed and near this building, he finds a party one night and dances there. But Gabriel is looking for him but can only figure it out from chat noir who has clues for him to figure out something important for Adrien to come home. Then Plagg teaches Adrien magic, how ladybug found out he's been living there and she also trains with magic. Do they go through this old/ancient building that has this old curse?

Trying to figure out the origins. I also remember Adrien getting a toy piano and playing a song from that cat Disney movie before Gabriel interrupted it. And some how this ends up with Adrien coming home and revealing his identity. It's either on ao3 or fanfic.net, though I'm pretty sure it's fanfic.net. Title has something with sun or related to it.

Danny is, slowly but surely, learning how to own and operate a farm. He's learning it from his adopted grandfather in the Ghost Zone.

To be fair, it had started out as him getting the shit kicked out of him courtesy of Vlad and his bullshit, and it had ended with the ghost of a farmer effectively kicking Vlad's ass.

That ghost took Danny into his Lair; it was an island, with fields of wheat, acres of space, and a little farmhouse with more rooms on the inside than seemed possible. He patched Danny up, made sure he would be okay, and then said;

"Son, did anyone ever teach you how to throw a punch?"

From there, he learned the farmer's name was Jon, and Jon (Pa, as he preferred) took it upon himself to grandparent the heck out of Danny.

As time passed, and his parents house got increasingly dangerous, Danny started spending more and more time on Pa's farm, and somewhere between learning valuable, useful, life lessons, he also started getting taught how to do farm work.

A year or so later, Pa pulls Danny aside.

"Listen, you still need some pointers occasionally, and that's perfectly fine, but my wife is still alive, and she's gonna need help with the harvest this year. Can you find the time to go make sure she's got it all covered?"

Danny agrees, of course.

Pa gives him a note to give to his wife ("She's gonna want you to call her Ma, if she likes you enough. You're a good kid though, so I think she'll insist."), a note to give to his son ("That boy shoulders far too many responsibilities, my death doesn't need to be one of them."), and a note to give to his grandson ("I just want him to know I'm proud to have him carry on my name."), an address for Danny to go to, and instructions on the general layout of the farm.

~~~~~~

Martha is doing morning chores, waiting for Clark and Jon to turn up so she can rope them into helping her with the harvest, when a white haired meta hero appears on her doorstep.

He's got a note from Jon, her Jon, and instructions to help her out on the farm for the harvest.

But Martha can read between the lines.

Jon would know she's got the boys. That, at a moments notice, she could rope in at least two more Supers and maybe a few Bats with the promise of pie. Jon would know that she wouldn't need an extra hand.

He, and it is him, she knows from the letter and the little references in it, sent this boy to her so he would have a safe place.

She just needs to find out if this kid needs a safe place permanently, or just as a backup plan.

crying together guys

Happy Danniversery