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the way he immediately fell asleep when Sanji caught him....

he knows he's safe

nothing sadder than a piece of media making a girl who clearly more than anything else should be a dyke and then going out of their way to make sure the audience knows how interested in men she is. many such cases

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Sometimes i think about this op color spread and how luffy wears a shirt with "good shoes take you to good places" written on it, and zoro wears an apron with "good shoes" written on it.

Tbh i'm pretty sure oda just wanted to be a lil bit silly(?) here for a sec, but if i reallyy think about it... even with zoro's gag: his (lack of) sense of direction, when luffy's with zoro... they always end up where they are supposed to be? (also luffy always has the most fun when he's adventuring with zoro) So i genuinely think that "the good shoes (zoro) take you (luffy) to good places" is not entirely too far of a stretch??

And also about this other color spread.. luffy wears a coat with "every drop in the ocean counts" written on it, while zoro wears a coat with "made ripple" written on it. And well... you know what they say, "a single drop though falls into an ocean, it will cause a ripple"

Idk but i just love how sometimes they are complementing each other even through their attires?? (Let it be that the words written on their clothes are connected to one other, or something like this)

Like i just think that it's truly insane how they really complement each other?? either literally speaking (like their personalities or principles in canon) or metaphorically (like with their attires, their fav things (meat+beer), and many other things) Sometimes i think they really are like two puzzle pieces that fit together perfectly... like there really can't be the captain of the strawhats without a first mate or a first mate without the captain. What would they be without each other really? like without ever meeting each other luffy's life would've been a whole lot different and vice versa

entering the one piece fandom was crazy bc what do you mean there's a grumpy swordsman with no friends who meets a friendly ball of energy and over time decides to devote his life to being by his side (which he verbally declares regularly) to such an extreme degree and its not even a main fandom ship?....

So... when Luffy gets older, will he just not get any wrinkles ever, or will his skin start straight up cracking and crumbling like any old rubber?

"I hate (insert media here) because of the fando-"

Him

Usopp somehow manages to be both the most explicitly straight Straw Hat, and also Nami’s gay best friend.

Except Nami is also gay.

favorite zolu microdynamic is luffy having absolutely no boundaries and zoro having the mentality of a nun that hasn't felt a mans touch in 17 years