reunion.
hes backseat gaming a game hes never played before if anyone cares
Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice
Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-
Bucky: *turns around and leaves*
-
Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?
Peter: Oh my god do I ever
Tony & Steve: NO.
-
Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals
Natasha, staring blankly:
Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?
Natasha:
Peter: Spinneret associates?
Natasha: Leave.
Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am
-
During a meal:
Bucky: *glaring at Sam*
Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog
Steve: Bucky, leave it
Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*
-
Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?
Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here
Bruce: I have... so many degrees
Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?
Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?
Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.
-
Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly
Wanda: Okay thanks dad
Steve:
Wanda:
Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad
Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time
Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues
-
Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth
Steve:
Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak
Steve:
Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite
Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind
-
Natasha: Hey bird brain!
Clint and Sam both turn:
Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head
Clint and Sam: *start arguing*
Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult
Steve: She has that effect on people
Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(
-
Peter: Hey old man
Bucky:
Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME
Sam: *cackling in the background*
Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*
Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!
Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks
-
Bucky: I need your... help
Tony: Sure, what's up?
Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*
Bucky: Arm.
Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?
Bucky:
Tony: Say please
Bucky: Nope can't do it-
Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?
*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*
Bucky: Please fix my arm
Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy
explain this one, liberals
As a bubble tea barista it’s my duty to include that into everything I write so picturing Katsuki as a broke college student because his parents can’t really afford to help him as often anymore so Mitsuki tells him to ‘get a damn job for once’ and so he applies to a hundred places but only one responds (they’re the only one that was willing to hire him) and Katsuki ends up going to a boba shop on campus and Izuku works there. Greaaaat. The weird sunshine boy his friends are friends with who talks his ear off. This should be fun. Katsuki is BAD with kids, and there’s not many that come in but when they do he’s so agitated and grumpy and then Izuku is all smiles and happy to help them pop the straws in but eventually as they work together. Katsuki throws popping boba at him any chance he gets and it’s such a mess. They bicker a lot over small things like whose mopping the floor and that Katsuki can’t wear his hat backwards because the logo isn’t showing, and Deku keeps giving people free stuff because he feels bad when they can’t afford it—‘it’s not our fault they’re broke’ ‘Kacchan, so are we—‘. Katsuki starts to really like working with Izuku and maybe he’s kinda cute,,,even tho they have mutual friends and hang out a lot he’s never paid much attention to him because he doesn’t think someone as sweet as Izuku would bother but then he finds out he got him the job when every other place rejected him for his attitude and he starts buying Izuku lunch and he’s so red when Izuku hugs him and then they’re hanging out in their dorms and then Izuku falls asleep in his lap and Katsuki is trying so hard not to touch his fluffy, soft hair what is happening to him???
easter, 420, and most importantly, katsuki bakugo’s birthday
why is this not a tag
I really need a scene in season 5 where Mike thinks he lost Will forever so that he realizes how much he loves him.
I need Mike to shed TEARS for Will and when he realizes Will is still alive I need the most gut wrenching, dramatic hug in cinematic history, Mike wrapping his arms around Will, keeping him so close to his chest, his HEART as if he's scared he'll disappear if he lets go of him.
Also it would be nice if all of this was happening in the rain for dramatic purposes.
epic the musical reference...
Katsuki Bakugo
Katsuki ‘Kacchan’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘Stay back Deku’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘Keep your eyes on me’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘I want to keep him at arms length’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘I’m sorry Izuku’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘I know Izuku the best’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘You’re the closest person to Izuku Midoriya’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘Kacchan Bakugo’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘For the rest of our life’s’ Bakugo
Katsuki ‘We were inseparable’ Bakugo
can’t stick with anything at all, literally going through a new phase every month
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