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Tony, teaching Peter to drive: Okay Peter, what does a green light mean?

Peter: Go!

Tony: A red light?

Peter: Stop!

Tony: And what about a yellow light?

Peter: If you floor it, you can make it!

Tony: …No—

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Tony: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Tony: *turns around and helps Peter through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Peter.

Peter: Okay.

In a timeline where Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lives in the compound:

Steve, walking into the living room: Don't worry Buck I think you'll really fit in around here. Everyone is super nice

Peter: Oh my god you're living here too?! Can I please look at your arm? Please please please please please-

Bucky: *turns around and leaves*

-

Clint: So... wanna test if your spider-sense defeats my perfect aim?

Peter: Oh my god do I ever

Tony & Steve: NO.

-

Peter: Hi. Big fan. Y'know we're like a spider duo. Crime fighting spiders. Arachnid pals

Natasha, staring blankly:

Peter: Web friends? SPY-ders?

Natasha:

Peter: Spinneret associates?

Natasha: Leave.

Peter: Yes okay sorry ma'am

-

During a meal:

Bucky: *glaring at Sam*

Sam: Ay Rogers come get your dog

Steve: Bucky, leave it

Bucky: *glares down at soup instead*

-

Peter: Mr. Rogers could you help me with my homework?

Tony: What the hell kid, I'm right here

Bruce: I have... so many degrees

Steve: Hey I know a thing or two myself. Sure Queens, what do you got?

Peter: Great! I'm just gonna ask some questions for my essay. What would you say the role of war propaganda was in your decision to enroll in the military? Was being poor a factor? Actually, how was the Great Depression for you?

Steve: Less depressing than this conversation.

-

Steve: Take a jacket, it's chilly

Wanda: Okay thanks dad

Steve:

Wanda:

Peter: Ha! That's so embarrassing, it's like calling your teacher dad

Wanda: Shut up Peter, you call Tony dad all the time

Peter: Yeah but I do it on purpose so it's not embarrassing. I'm very open about my daddy issues

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Tony: I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth

Steve:

Tony: Looking at me with your angelic blue eyes, like a freak

Steve:

Tony: Stupid Dorito ass build. Making me wanna take a bite

Steve: I feel harassed but I'm not sure what kind

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Natasha: Hey bird brain!

Clint and Sam both turn:

Natasha: Hm, that's a problem. You have thirty seconds to decide who gets bird brain. The other will be feather head

Clint and Sam: *start arguing*

Tony: I can't believe they're fighting to be called an insult

Steve: She has that effect on people

Peter: Aw man, I wish the Black Widow gave me a nickname :(

-

Peter: Hey old man

Bucky:

Peter: I'M SO SORRY SIR MR. WILSON MADE ME DO IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

Sam: *cackling in the background*

Bucky: *stands up and turns to Sam*

Sam: Oh shit- kid you're not getting the money if you're gonna snitch!

Peter: That's okay, I'd like to think my life is worth more than twenty bucks

-

Bucky: I need your... help

Tony: Sure, what's up?

Bucky: *glances back at Steve who stands in the doorway and nods approvingly*

Bucky: Arm.

Tony: Ok... this conversation is killing you isn't it?

Bucky:

Tony: Say please

Bucky: Nope can't do it-

Steve: Do I need to get out the get-along shirt?

*Bucky and Tony share a look of alarm*

Bucky: Please fix my arm

Tony: Yep of course no problem buddy

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Read Part 2 and Part 3

under the mistletoe

the real reason he did it

are u mad at me

No wonder bkg can't stand his ass

Will is not a morning person

No thoughts just Byler

new beginnings

Pro hero Katsuki: Listen, brats! Today we'll learn to work as a team. I'll be the villain, so you'll have to come up with a good strategy to defeat me together. But every time you lose, your sensei will have to give me a kiss. Teacher Izuku *blushing to the tip of his ears*: Kacchan! Pro hero Katsuki: Rules are rules, nerd! Class 1A: ...

first volume // last volume of my hero academia by kohei horikoshi

why is this not a tag

instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.

“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“

Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.

The media: well they seem like very good friends

I love you MHA and I love you Katsuki and Izuku with all my heart. I hope you continue to be heroes and go on many adventures side by side for the rest of your lives.

Pest control

I just imagine Bakugou crashing Midoriya's classes so much to the point that the novelty has worn off, and the students groan every time they hear him approaching.

Midoriya: Okay class, so we-

*door slams open*

Bakugou: DEKU!

Midoriya: *sighs in teacher* What is it this time?

Bakugou: Fight me!

Midoriya: I'm in the middle of a lesson Kacchan.

Bakugou: FIGHT ME!

Kota: Get out! I'm trying to learn.

Bakugou: You wanna go little brat?!

Midoriya: Kacchan, please don't fight the children!

Post-war sketches!

cemetery drive

their first time

All Might: we aren’t mad, we’re disappointed

Aizawa: no, we’re mad

All Might: right. We’re mad. Livid. But, we’re gonna let this one slide

Aizawa: what?! No, we’re not!

All Might: I’m not a mind reader, Shota!

Overtime at UA for Deku Sensei!

nearly forgot to post this onto my tumblr today (im so used to just posting to IG and then being done but i must now take care of my tumblr page too hehe)

:')

dynamights favorite deku merch

Misogynistic, gay man fetishists like myself when two queer boys kiss sweetly at a campfire after blatantly flirting for hours:

bkdk basically (part 2)

Shibuya cute itafushi save me

As a bubble tea barista it’s my duty to include that into everything I write so picturing Katsuki as a broke college student because his parents can’t really afford to help him as often anymore so Mitsuki tells him to ‘get a damn job for once’ and so he applies to a hundred places but only one responds (they’re the only one that was willing to hire him) and Katsuki ends up going to a boba shop on campus and Izuku works there. Greaaaat. The weird sunshine boy his friends are friends with who talks his ear off. This should be fun. Katsuki is BAD with kids, and there’s not many that come in but when they do he’s so agitated and grumpy and then Izuku is all smiles and happy to help them pop the straws in but eventually as they work together. Katsuki throws popping boba at him any chance he gets and it’s such a mess. They bicker a lot over small things like whose mopping the floor and that Katsuki can’t wear his hat backwards because the logo isn’t showing, and Deku keeps giving people free stuff because he feels bad when they can’t afford it—‘it’s not our fault they’re broke’ ‘Kacchan, so are we—‘. Katsuki starts to really like working with Izuku and maybe he’s kinda cute,,,even tho they have mutual friends and hang out a lot he’s never paid much attention to him because he doesn’t think someone as sweet as Izuku would bother but then he finds out he got him the job when every other place rejected him for his attitude and he starts buying Izuku lunch and he’s so red when Izuku hugs him and then they’re hanging out in their dorms and then Izuku falls asleep in his lap and Katsuki is trying so hard not to touch his fluffy, soft hair what is happening to him???