Why 'x-reader' fics think I can't fight?
The girls in these fics be putting they hands on me, saying wildly disrespectful shit
'She calls you ugly' And I told her she could kiss my ass right?
'She shoved you.' Okay so we fighting?
'You feel tears well in your eyes'
Huh??? I did what now? Absolutely not. Unrealistic on the grounds that I am simply not the one.
Wheres the fic where I swing on her and win? Wheres the fic where Hobie gotta hold me back
caught
paring: paige x fem!reader synopsis: reader walks in on kk and paige during a tiktok live and accidentally exposes their relationship warning(s): none ! (sfw) word count: 742
a/n: shoutout to oomf for giving me this idea lmao
"hey guys. where's p?" you question after you opened the front door to one of the team's shared apartment.
you had first stopped by your girlfriend's shared apartment which was next door, only to find out that she wasn't there. confused, you had sent her a text that had gone unanswered for ten minutes. so then you decided to go next door to see if her other teammates knew where the hell she was.
you were first met with amari as she held a jar of pickles, half of a pickle being chewed in her mouth while she held the remaining half in her hand. aubrey sat on the couch cheering on aaliyah as she wildly danced in front of the tv playing just dance 4.
amari was the only one who actually noticed your presence and she nodded towards the back of the apartment where the rooms were located since her mouth was still busy chewing on the salty pickle.
you thanked her as you made your way out of the common area and into the hallway. you could already hear loud chatter accompanied with the sound of music playing. you instantly knew one of the voices belonged to kk, so you decided to open it because paige was known to keep kk by her side most times.
your assumption was proven right once you finally opened the door and laid your eyes on kk and paige goofing off in front of an iphone camera. their backs were faced towards you while ice laid on the bed playing fortnite so she noticed you first. yet, her eyes widened a bit before they quickly cut towards kk and paige's direction. but before ice could say anything you had beat her to it.
"babe, seriously?"
kk paused her dancing while her and paige both turned around to the sound of my annoyed voice.
you watched confusedly as kk let out an 'oh shit!", scrambling to grab her phone and tap the screen quickly. before you could question it, paige was walking towards you with a surprised expression.
"y/n?" paige questioned. "i thought you said you couldn't come over tonight?"
you smacked your teeth and shook your head at her. "i texted you saying nevermind. then, i showed up to your dorm but you weren't there and when i texted you again you never responded. where is your phone?"
"it died so i had it on the charger while kk and i went live…" paige scratched her head, glancing back at kk who was now sitting on ice's bed biting the inside of her cheek.
"oh shit, you were live? i thought you were making one of those stupid tiktok videos-- ice! why didn't you tell me?" you whacked the side of her leg as she yelled out dramatically.
you and paige haven't exactly made your relationship public yet and you literally avoided the girl as if she was the plague whenever one of the girls went live. it was honestly all your decision for it to be this way because you didn't want the media to focus on who paige was dating rather than her actual talent and love for her community. you also knew how many fans she had and you could only imagine what they would say about you if they had found out that you were dating the paige bueckers.
"hey, i tried to warn them!" ice defended herself, still trying to concentrate on her game.
"they probably screen recorded the live, too" kk added, looking back and forth between you and unbothered paige.
you groaned as paige wrapped her arms around you, resting her cheek on top of your head. "nah it's fine… you weren't in the camera anyway so they can speculate all they want about it."
laughing, you hugged her back. she had practice earlier tonight so she smelled like fresh clean clothes and the lavender soap she uses. you inhaled and relaxed against her body. "your fans aren't dumb, paige…"
paige pulled back a bit to look at your face. "i don't care. i'm tired of hiding you-"
"um, not to be rude, but can y'all do this lovey-dovey shit somewhere else…" kk feigned disgust and held her stomach as if she was sick.
paige rolled her eyes and you let out another laugh. you said goodbye to her two teammates as your girlfriend grabbed you by the hand and walked you out of the room.
BYE
Steve: did your dad drop you on your head as a child
Tony: bold of you to think I was held at all
Peter *an orphan*: Lmao same mr.stark
Tony: see the kid gets it- wait— PETER NOO
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shaving my legs are a STRUGGLE sis
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
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This pic is honestly too underrated like holy shit. Are yall still doing inline school where ever you live? And is it hard cause Im like done at this point with school lmfao
paige bueckers x blackfem!reader hcs !
warning(s): none ! (sfw)
definitely serenades you especially when she accidentally upsets you
"paige, please that's enough" as she bursts out 'sorry' by justin bieber
all those NIL deals come in handy cause she loves to spoil you and doesn't like it when you pay for stuff while you're with her. she will literally hold up the line at the store trying to convince you to put your card away (poor cashier)
you're also her passenger princess she loves driving you around while you control the aux and blast her favorite drake and sza songs
but she also likes princess treatment on the receiving end too, such as you giving her breakfast in bed or making the protein shakes that she drinks every day now since the injury
loves it when you play with her hair and viceversa. she always goes to you when it's time to get her signature braids and ponytail for gamedays and other events
speaking of hair, she'll help you with wash days since it's such a hassle and doesn't even complain about it
she's such a party girl and will take you out with her just to show you off (she's kinda obsessed with you ngl)
and she's paige bueckers so of course girls (and guys) hit on her all the time but she's so quick to say "I have a girlfriend" every single time like cheating on you will never cross her mind
you're most definitely her lock screen and don't even get her started on all the pictures she takes of you doing practically nothing
"did you just take a picture of me?" you inquired, looking at paige's reflection in the bathroom mirror as you did your night skincare routine. she nods back with a smile, "you look really pretty". mind you, you're in old pj's with a bonnet and a green face mask on.
like she will tell you look pretty/beautiful/gorgeous every chance she gets and loves seeing your reaction from it. and whenever it's vice versa she'll get so gassed up
whenever you sleep over at her dorm you always wake up to her being the little spoon with her head resting on your torso and her limbs wrapped over your body. it's like solving a puzzle trying to detach yourself from her just to get up and pee
the team teases her for being a lover girl but she really doesn't care she would probably do anything for you
she's so touchy too (especially when she's had a few drinks). it doesn't even have to be sexual like whenever she's around you her hands are instantly on you whether it's on your thigh while she's driving or holding your hands as you walk together
lets you steal all her hoodies and fakes being mad when she notices they're missing from her dorm but secretly loves it especially when they smell like your vanilla perfume
at this point you might as well move into her dorm with the rest of the team because she's always dragging you over there to spend time with her and everyone else
her favorite moments with you are most definitely when you come to her games. she'll see you from the crowd while she's at the free throw line and will get the most exciting rush and burst of confidence ever
she has your initials written on the inside of her finger for good luck on gamedays as well
a/n: this is pretty short but i just wanted to post something 😭🙏 i'll probably make a part 2 it might or might not be nsfw
your writing is incrediblee btw and i wanted to ask your thoughts on brother’s best friend paige 🤭
tyyy here u go <3
brother's best friend!paige x fem!reader
warning(s): underage drinking a/n: i'll probably make a part 2
you've known paige through your brother for about a few years now but she never thought much about you until she started coming around more often
your brother had invited her to your 20th birthday dinner and once paige arrived, catching a glimpse of you in a black corset dress that fit snug against your figure, it was a wrap for her
that entire night she couldn't keep her eyes off of you and every thought of you being her best friend's sister flew straight out the window
she would start convincing your brother to bring you along with him to her games which she never used to do before
you were only two years younger than her, but that didn't stop her from feeling a pinch of resentment every time she over heard about one of your situationships
your conversations used to always be short and simple but now she would find ways to elongate the conversation and bring up new topics just to talk to you more
then it would turn into playful flirting (she's a natural flirt so you never thought anything of it)
she never made any obvious moves until one drunken night where she invited you to ted's with the rest of the team. it was just you there while your brother stayed home, so you naturally gravitated towards her since she was the person you knew the most. but with a few drinks in both of your systems, lines were blurred
paige ended up kissing you that night and ever since then, you've been secretly hooking up behind your brother's back
paige knew your brother would want to beat her ass if he found out but she didn't care
invites you out with her more often without letting your brother know
she sneakily tries to kiss you while he's around which one day resulted in you two being caught
paige never ran so fast in her life that day