I Think "guy Who Thinks Another Guy Is His Sworn Enemy But The Other Guy Is Just Normal About It" Is

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

the reader keeps a character in a time loop by telling their story over and over again. icarus flys. icarus falls. we tell the story again. nothing changes.

I'm a simple person I receive the smallest confirmation that my friends enjoy my presence and I bask in it for months

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

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hehah smooch

quite insidious actually how often people on here just operate under the assumption that anyone who is not sufficiently ~recovered~ is simply too stupid or ill-informed to identify or advocate for their own best interests. there is no other reason you may be living in a way deemed (or even genuinely experienced as!) dysfunctional, so you obviously need 97 condescending posts per day explaining that therapy exists. health as a standard imposed externally & therefore under no obligation to align with the individual's own values, desires, or stated needs. once you start noticing this logic it's hard to invisibilise it again lmao

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately