Hello 👋,

Tell me why this reminded me of when I got the Sarin gas effects and sulfuric acid

Man, do I love these two so much. 😭😭😭😭

I too would like to lay my head on someone's man tiddies

I am cooking something up in the transformers community: SENTINEL PRIME X OPTIMUS PRIME!!

Tho there's gonna be some worldbuilding and (probably) slow burn, violence, and some other things. Idk yet

This is about to be one massive post, bigger than the last one (most likely).

I'm literally doing an entire fic on here just to see how it does then imma probably move it to AO3 (I'm using AO3 Archiver FUCK)

Wallrus opinion

Logan is a possessive little shit

Real. Someone gets "flirty" with Keegan (Friendlier+touchier than strangers should be) and he gets so huffy. If Keegan doesn't shut them down quick enough Logan will, and he'll be very direct about it. "Yeah, we've been together long enough I'm thinking about looking at rings..." while cuddling up on him and other shit lmao.

Keegan thinks it's endearing. Logan's not a terror about it and only goes so far as making sure people know Keegan's taken. It's kinda nice in his opinion. Would it be bad if he shut people down slower just so there's more chances for him to see Logan scare them off? Hm.

@yayasvalveplay

I have another AU coming (you can choose whatever iteration you want for this.):

Megatronus/D-16 and Orion Pax meeting in a nightclub.

(I got this idea from the song "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin, okay.)

What happens is that Orion Pax gets dragged to the nightclub (run by Jazz, of course) by a couple of his Amicas because he "needs to loosen up a bit!"

(And let me tell you right now, Orion is no ordinary mid-caste archivist. No, no, no! He is a warframe who got picked up by Alpha Trion at one of the hotspots. [And he also has several engravings (tattoos) and piercings...] He can be shy, but only when he doesn't know anybody there or is in a professional setting. When he's with his Amicas, he can be a bit loud and is very open[-minded] with his opinions. He often gets into fights with some mechs [though, it's usually for the money]. He's loves sharing his opinions on the caste system and systematic injustice to anyone who also shares his sentiments.)

Megatronus/D-16 goes there after his own Amicas tell him that this nightclub is "one of the best on Cybertron!" He gets interested after a bit of convincing and here he is.

(Imma also tell you right now that Megatronus/D-16 is also a warframe [of course], but he's a bit smaller by a couple feet from the other Pit fighters. He is a kind, passionate mech who wants to see the end of the caste system. He wants to be able to walk anywhere without any repercussions or needing an escort. He wants to be able to receive an education, but, alas, the caste systems forbids him from getting one. He only has one engraving, and it was done by Soundwave, his cherished Amica.)

Megatronus/D-16 gets there, and the first thing he sees is a beautiful mech. He sees all of the intricate engravings and piercings the mech has, the way he easily moves through the crowd, the way he dances, and is instantly enamored by him.

When the mech goes to the bar for a drink, he, rather shyly, asks the bartender (Hot Rod) to give him one of the most expensive drinks there (he wants to make a good impression on him) and say it's from him.

OP, on the other hand, is wondering who gave him this expensive ass drink. Hot Rod points to Dee, and OP is immediately like, "Woah, he's cute." He asks Hot Rod to give the mech his comm. and designation.

He does, and Dee's spark is immediately fluttering. By Primus, he actually got the pretty mech's comm. and designation! He didn't even think it would work, but it did!!

Mind you, everymech that was with Dee watches this go down and they all chuckle. They saw how Dee, almost literally, had heart eyes when he saw OP. They thought that Dee wouldn't go through with it, but he did, and they are impressed.

Later on, when they all went home, Dee would excitedly contact OP, and they would begin talking about everything they could think of.

Ykw Archivist Orion Pax is not gonna be innocent/naïve in this other AU I have. Like, idk why, but the mech has to have seen some shit that not even Megatronus has seen.

This mech would have access to some of the most fucked up shit known to Cybertron. I'm talking murders, conspiracies, acts committed by the Council and against them, unethical projects / research, empurata / shadowplay victims, etc. etc.

Orion Pax is NOT fine. It's quite the opposite, actually.

He is meant to be a puppet for the council. He is meant to allow them to do whatever they want with him, whether it being an assassin, Archivist, or something else.

But, sure, OP may play the part of an oblivious, naïve middle-caste who doesn't know the terrible side of life. But, in fact, he does know--he just couldn't do anything about it. He couldn't help them get justice. He could only send them Ratchet's way to have them repaired, giving them energon, providing them with basic necessities, and trying to educate them.

Though, when he met Megatronus, that's when he realized he could finally be able to help the victims by getting rid of the Caste system (imma say that in this AU, OP not agreeing with Megatronus' methods is still there. Probably a bit toned down as he can see where he's coming from), and he knows what they have done.)

Soundwave, of course, eventually finds out all of this. That OP has access to everything they could think of since he is the most trusted mech there in the Archives. That OP has interacted with the most terrifying creatures to exist and has done many things, albeit unwillingly, for the council. That OP has tried to help the less fortunate with varying degrees of success.

(Imma go a bit OOC with Soundwave here so sorry)

Soundwave suddenly tells Orion that he knows.

Orion is shocked. He thought that nobody would ever know what he had done outside of his family. He thought that he could manage to keep all of this from them, from Soundwave and Megatronus specifically. But it's Soundwave. He will always find a way.

What he didn't know was that Soundwave already told Megatronus when he found out.

-------

The next time that he met up with Megs, he is attending a meeting with the others in Kaon. They were talking and laughing, but he could feel that something was wrong, that something was about to happen.

At the end, he is met with Megatronus' anger and a load of questions.

"Why haven't you told us, told me? Were you so confident in your abilities to trick us that you didn't think we would find out eventually? Is that why, for many stellar cycles, you weren't here in Kaon with us? You were playing for the council?"

"Megatronus, if I can expla--"

"What is there to explain? You were tricking us into believing that you would fight with us against the caste system!"

"I'm sorry--"

"Sorry for what? Sorry for not being good enough to keep it a secret--"

"MEGATRONUS, PLEASE!"

All went silent.

Orion never begged, Megatronus duly noted.

"Leave Kaon, Orion." He said with finality.

"Megatronus, please, if you would just listen to me--"

"Leave, Orion Pax." He commanded.

Orion stopped trying. He left the room without saying another word.

(Later on, when Orion Pax died and Optimus arose, Megatron would think to himself, "Why didn't I try to listen to him? Why did I do that?")

(As he was leaving, OP was so heartbroken that he couldn't do anything else other than what he had to do for them. He will then regret his decision of keeping it a secret and fall in on himself as the Matrix burns through every part of him, leaving a husk of what he once was.)

(May the galaxies know that they will forever regret and forget what they once stood for. What they could have had. And maybe Primus will have mercy on their sparks, for they were driven to betrayal and insanity. May Primus forgive their sins and start anew with the eternity they now have with each other in a void of boundless, endless joy.)

This chicken Alfredo is good asf

Lowkey want my mama's pupusas.... I've been craving them...

The draft I'm writing doesn't even have any ounce of valveplug (not yet at least). It's just full of angst😭

I'm putting optimus through it rn

Me rn:

@yayasvalveplay

I have another AU coming (you can choose whatever iteration you want for this.):

Megatronus/D-16 and Orion Pax meeting in a nightclub.

(I got this idea from the song "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin, okay.)

What happens is that Orion Pax gets dragged to the nightclub (run by Jazz, of course) by a couple of his Amicas because he "needs to loosen up a bit!"

(And let me tell you right now, Orion is no ordinary mid-caste archivist. No, no, no! He is a warframe who got picked up by Alpha Trion at one of the hotspots. [And he also has several engravings (tattoos) and piercings...] He can be shy, but only when he doesn't know anybody there or is in a professional setting. When he's with his Amicas, he can be a bit loud and is very open[-minded] with his opinions. He often gets into fights with some mechs [though, it's usually for the money]. He's loves sharing his opinions on the caste system and systematic injustice to anyone who also shares his sentiments.)

Megatronus/D-16 goes there after his own Amicas tell him that this nightclub is "one of the best on Cybertron!" He gets interested after a bit of convincing and here he is.

(Imma also tell you right now that Megatronus/D-16 is also a warframe [of course], but he's a bit smaller by a couple feet from the other Pit fighters. He is a kind, passionate mech who wants to see the end of the caste system. He wants to be able to walk anywhere without any repercussions or needing an escort. He wants to be able to receive an education, but, alas, the caste systems forbids him from getting one. He only has one engraving, and it was done by Soundwave, his cherished Amica.)

Megatronus/D-16 gets there, and the first thing he sees is a beautiful mech. He sees all of the intricate engravings and piercings the mech has, the way he easily moves through the crowd, the way he dances, and is instantly enamored by him.

When the mech goes to the bar for a drink, he, rather shyly, asks the bartender (Hot Rod) to give him one of the most expensive drinks there (he wants to make a good impression on him) and say it's from him.

OP, on the other hand, is wondering who gave him this expensive ass drink. Hot Rod points to Dee, and OP is immediately like, "Woah, he's cute." He asks Hot Rod to give the mech his comm. and designation.

He does, and Dee's spark is immediately fluttering. By Primus, he actually got the pretty mech's comm. and designation! He didn't even think it would work, but it did!!

Mind you, everymech that was with Dee watches this go down and they all chuckle. They saw how Dee, almost literally, had heart eyes when he saw OP. They thought that Dee wouldn't go through with it, but he did, and they are impressed.

Later on, when they all went home, Dee would excitedly contact OP, and they would begin talking about everything they could think of.