I'm Being Stupid Or Smth Anyway

The draft I'm writing doesn't even have any ounce of valveplug (not yet at least). It's just full of angst😭

I'm putting optimus through it rn

Me rn:

Man, do I love these two so much. 😭😭😭😭

I too would like to lay my head on someone's man tiddies

I'm gonna be honest rn. Bay optimus looks like he enjoys anal

https://www.tumblr.com/yayasvalveplay/779372647967539200/why-dont-we-get-soft-prowl-any-more-guys-g1-is?source=share

...I'm sorry, the first place my mind went was either 'Prowlswap' or 'meeting of the Prowls'.

Let's swap IDW with G1 and see how Megatron fairs with IDW Prowl as second in command XD.

G1 is going to be so out of place and the sad part I think a lot of bots would like G1 better than their own Prowl.

DAMN I hate it when people don't tag who is the top or the bottom of the fic because I was looking forward to reading this one fic then they went ahead and said that this guy was the bottom instead of the top.

LIKE PLEASE I NEED TO SPARE MYSELF THE PAIN WHILE I CAN AND IT ONLY TOOK ME ONE SENTENCE INTO THE SCENE TO REALIZE WHO WAS GOING TO BOTTOM

I WAS IN DISBELIEF AND IN AGONY CAUSE YOU COULDVE TAGGED IT WHILE YOU CAN???

The fact that I just realized I have to go to that damn building for my own ✨️education✨️ is wild and so the fic might come out like next month I think??? Idk imma have to see how much I work on it

Ykw if I had the money for it I would buy it.

But I don't so it's even more sad😭

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

Ratchet would be absolutely beside himself to see Omega Supreme plump with Nemesis's bitties

He was meant to keep Omega safe, that's his friend

Yes he would. He was supposed to keep him away from it all, and now Omega has bitties and is currently carrying the 10th little one.

Star ships like Omega I can see taking like 5 years to build another star ship sparkling in their forge.

I hate to say it but will sentinel still betray the primes in ur au?

pov your non verbal brother says his first words,, 🥹

aka, Sentinel realizes how much Orion trusts and depends on him..

It's safe to say that Sentinel finds his place even among the Primes.

at least,,.. in this timeline.

Heyyyy so this has to be one of the first times that I asked someone smth and idk if you answered this question before but

What are your version of courtship in tf??

Sometimes I'd like to imagine that Iacon, despite often being depicted as one of the 'better' places, would have to fight the one they are courting to prove that they are able to defend the both of them in the future or smth like that

And in Kaon, they would take it fast bc they are often fighting or being portrayed as one of the worst places to be in. And that they would be sweet to each other, albeit a little bit [passive] aggressive, bc they are not treated good and want that in their relationship

Sorry if I'm rambling but I am curious tho

I never really thought of that. The fighting the one they want to court to make sure that they will be strong enough to protect them and any future children they may have is so cute.

But i'll add you one better.

courting gifts, and drinking innermost energon.