Lyamnothing - Oh Man

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

KINGDOMS: THE FINAL

no propaganda from us this time (propaganda from you guys welcome as always)

its the final battle. Remember, play nice!

at the end of this round, we move onto the phylums!

I'm sick and tired of hearing ice-cold takes that Batman's a Mary Sue.

So what? So what if he's an engineer, martial artist, gymnast, strategist, forensic scientist, hacker, racecar driver, pilot, detective, actor, CEO, etc.

Bruce Wayne is NOT a Mary Sue.

He's Everything. Bruce Wayne is the Barbie of the DC universe.

Anyway here's my pitch for a new batman logo:

I have begun to learn ASL.

For what specific purpose?

Am I deaf? No.

Do I know any actual deaf people? No.

Do I intend to teach the people in my life? Not really.

Do I just want a new life skill? I mean kinda, but not for the right reasons.

I- like the stinky, disgusting, deplorable wibble wobbler I am- have begun learning ASL purely so that I can envision myself talking with big, scary, selectively mute men while reading fanfiction.

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

IT‘S HIS DAY!!