Lyamnothing - Oh Man

my girl bubba <3 anyway i saw that one bishoujo figure and it made me angry grr

the two rats hiding in the cupboards eating all the cheese and crackers

Sinclair HCs

Lester went to the store after a Christmas one year and saw a bulk box of 72 bars of hand soap on sale for 10 dollars so now Bo's hands permanently smell like Winter Wonderland.

Vinny's motivational song is Physical (Long Version/Remastered) by Olivia Newton-John. He can't make any substantial progress unless that song has been playing for at least twenty minutes.

Lester goes thrifting regularly and on one of his hauls, he bought three boxes of VeggieTales VHS tapes that some moron threw away and now he goes around quoting out-of-context lines.

Every time Bo hears "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor he forgets he's a white male serial killer and dances around the garage, singing into his wrench as a proud, independent black woman who "don't need no man", Honestly pop off sis.

Bo has a habit of telling Vinny to "watch his tone" when he's signing something. Almost every time. It pisses Vinny off more than anything Bo's ever done to him before.

Vinny caught Lester making out with his pillow as a teenager and he never looked at him the same way again.

Lester and Bo have a secret society consisting of only themselves and all they ever do is photoshop the same picture of Vinny's face onto random objects like calculators or famous paintings or lava lamps. they have an entire folder dedicated to it.

More to follow. Hope you enjoyed it!

Crow Time - Statue 1

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

Being a writer is just 97% googling words to make sure they mean exactly what you always assumed they meant.

Men will start bands just to have an excuse to flirt with each other in public

it is literally called a “happy” trail for a reason.. If you feel any emotion other than joy upon seeing it you should be sent to live on a deserted island by yourself forever. or blow up. either way get out of my presence

Don't forget about the Palestinians.

Don't forget about them now.

Don't forget about them tomorrow.

Don't forget about them in a week from now.

Don't forget about them in a month.

Don't forget them next year.

Don't forget them in 5 years.

When the history books start to update, don't let them put lies in there.

When documentaries come out, boycott the ones who call this a victory for Israel.

When books release talking about soldier's personal experiences with Palestine, remember the victims. Remember the truth.

Don't forget about what we've seen.

Don't forget about what we've heard.

Don't let them tell lies about Palestine.

Don't forget about the Palestinians when the world tries to make this go away.