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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

Being a writer is just 97% googling words to make sure they mean exactly what you always assumed they meant.

If you have bodily autonomy, then there is always a chance that you will do something to your body that you will regret. This is not an argument for taking that autonomy away.

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

it is literally called a “happy” trail for a reason.. If you feel any emotion other than joy upon seeing it you should be sent to live on a deserted island by yourself forever. or blow up. either way get out of my presence

imagine Lester brining home a rat to keep as a pet but doesn’t tell Vincent or Bo. he puts it in a shoe box with some bread crumbs and a water bottle cut in half with some water in it and goes to bed. the rat chews its way out of the shoe box and ends up in Bo’s room and all you here is a high pitched scream, sounding close to a woman’s scream and low and behold its Bo standing up on his dresser cussing everybody out, screaming about a rat nibbling on his toes in the middle of the night. Vincent is holding back from laughing & poor Lester is getting the brunt of it all and has to find his new friend, Joe.

when you call your reps to ask them to pretty please stop taking away your rights, remember:

In deep red areas you're a republican who is thinking of voting for someone else if they don't vote what you want on this specific bill because it impacts your republican ideals so very much

In swing states you're an undecided voter who's gonna go blue if they don't vote how you like

remember to call because that way their phone is going off and their peers can hear it because their offices are close together (emails and letters don't work like that), so it can rattle them if they get high volumes. remember that you gotta make them feel like they're losing something.

he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow