Cursed Sinclair Brothers Headcanons No One Asked For:

Troy Jollimore, from "Vertigo", Syllabus of Errors

I just adore him so much.

Where is the girl equivalent to the general popular slashers. Give me the stinky, the muscles, the absolute worst, and the most devious looking woman I’ve ever seen.

imagine Lester brining home a rat to keep as a pet but doesn’t tell Vincent or Bo. he puts it in a shoe box with some bread crumbs and a water bottle cut in half with some water in it and goes to bed. the rat chews its way out of the shoe box and ends up in Bo’s room and all you here is a high pitched scream, sounding close to a woman’s scream and low and behold its Bo standing up on his dresser cussing everybody out, screaming about a rat nibbling on his toes in the middle of the night. Vincent is holding back from laughing & poor Lester is getting the brunt of it all and has to find his new friend, Joe.

me: *listens to song i like*

brain:

[once every six months] OUGHHHH I NEED TO PLAY VIDDYGAME

KINGDOMS: THE FINAL

no propaganda from us this time (propaganda from you guys welcome as always)

its the final battle. Remember, play nice!

at the end of this round, we move onto the phylums!

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

A horrifying mushroom