Hehehehe... Amogus

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

I’d best be seeing that anti JKR energy for this twilight show too bc Smeyer continuing to profit off the Quileute tribe is not cute

Edit: As people have pointed out in the notes, the Quileute Relocation Fund is still accepting donations

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

When my fav slasher is getting hurt even though they probably deserve it

I have begun to learn ASL.

For what specific purpose?

Am I deaf? No.

Do I know any actual deaf people? No.

Do I intend to teach the people in my life? Not really.

Do I just want a new life skill? I mean kinda, but not for the right reasons.

I- like the stinky, disgusting, deplorable wibble wobbler I am- have begun learning ASL purely so that I can envision myself talking with big, scary, selectively mute men while reading fanfiction.

pov you interrupt their conversation because you need gas

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

🩸 I am your servant,

may I light your cigarette? 🩸