Ricky You Turned 9 WHEN

(person with normal hobbies and interests voice) hey do you guys wanna see some good screenshots from my screenshots folder

i do think that a lot of people mistaking moral ocd for having a moral compass is understandable but also a bit funny. why does your moral compass involve fearing the invisible watchful specter who may be judging your every move lest you make your intentions clear at every turn and over explain your actions. you dont have to answer this question

perhaps i am just sensitive but i think if someone in front of you in line is being a dick to the cashier you should be allowed to bash their skull in with a hammer. Just how i think the world should be

Deltarune sans and Undertale sans are separate people but its like a Pinkie Pie situation where they just know about the other anyways

"you better not be snug as a bug"

my snug ass:

I am a man-hating dyke and I want to steal light yagami’s girlfriend. That’s just who I am. Misa Amane if you’re out there I would treat you right

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

Also Sigmatsu food for the Sigmatsu-ers

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈