"Adulting" Is Such A Juvenile Word We Should Give It A More Dignified Suffix. How About "Adultery"

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

Just so you know it's actually two persons(?) In use of this account

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

fashion design practice with my beautiful cancelled wife serial number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N

they should do emmys for gifs

@yosanolings WHY ISNT IT TAGGING

Yosano <3

why would you tag me in this😢

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

this but i stole it from twitter