Plural Lawyer Call That A Justice System

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

they should do emmys for gifs

they have much to think about

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

this but i stole it from twitter

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

gifts to get your local fictionkin

Cosplay of themself

License to do anything they want

100k dollars cash

Money

Spikes to put the heads of their enemies on

Cool looking rock

I feel like "trump wants to throw away literal dinosaur fossils" would really turn heads if we actually had a functional opposition party in this country to get messages out, but I guess I'll just have to get a paint pen and write it on my car. fine, I'll do it.