The Problem With Being An Intersex Nonbinary Person Is That You Have Experienced Both Uniquely Transmasc

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre:

remembers i have free will 😼

roam free my children. plus guest i don't remember the name of but if they have yosano in their them they're worthy of being in the army

It's really hard to be a person that so many people claim to love as a character, but when it comes down to it you feel like so few of those people who claim to love 'you' actually understand you as a person.