Can Confirm, I Get Reconstructed By A Book That Sucks Me In For A Few Hours Until Life Has To Happen

Can confirm, I get reconstructed by a book that sucks me in for a few hours until life has to happen for a bit.

Beware: there are no chapters and you may well develop an addiction to the footnotes.

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

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m-p-lebrush

2 months ago

Ha! I knew it! Your words are no match for the pure strength of our hearts, bound together as one.

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m-p-lebrush

1 month ago

I think he could be afraid of not being able to fight anyone.

that skeptunist fic i reblogged earlier got me thinking about potential fears and phobias for the voices, and while a lot of them are pretty obvious to me, i can't figure out stubborn? there has to be something, right? does anyone have any thoughts?

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m-p-lebrush

3 months ago

Chimera friend. Yes.

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m-p-lebrush

6 months ago

Things cats were right about all along:

Fuck staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!)

Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!)

Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to.

Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to.

Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off.

You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble.

Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough.

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m-p-lebrush

4 days ago

Never knowingly survived a Meet the Team video.

TF2 Blu Soldier Kenny Mccormick

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m-p-lebrush

3 months ago

What have I done?

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m-p-lebrush

4 months ago

He is on the council of many arms, but still not a master.

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m-p-lebrush

2 months ago

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m-p-lebrush

1 month ago

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m-p-lebrush

5 months ago

I got 4 points and 'won'! :D

Thank you so much.

Worm Crowley - A Silly Game

Did you all remember Worm Crowley? Well, since the Peter Anderson Studio publish it I though I would do him justice. So I made him kiss Aziraphale in a little silly game.