@gentrychild Oh God Inko.... *Wheeze In Asthmatic*

Ellos son algo como “ Amo a mi esposa y mataría por ella cualquier fin de semana, pero si ella no está voy a joderle la vida a nuestra descendencia por qué me da la gana ”. ♥️✨

I need this trope of men to stop breaking my heart and start breaking my back 🤌🏾

yoichi&kudo x nana's quotes

The leaks Katy?!

Yoichi got his morals from comic books, that's another thing I was right about.

I've made fun of Yoichi for having morals from a comic book but it turns out he literally got his morals from a comic book. That was all he had. He didn't have any adults in his life to teach him. He couldn't even read more complicated books. The reason why he's telling AFO "metapowers should only be used to help people" in the flashback is because he read it in a comic book, and it's likely he doesn't even understand the more complicated political situation. It comes from genuine ignorance and lack of learning not stupidity so I can't mock it any longer.

Meanwhile I've always been kidding that AFO is a chuunibyou who got his motive from a comic book but it turns out he was in the same situation as Yoichi. Seriously, if only AFO had gotten better reading material then he probably would have still been drawn to the bad guy but he could have turned out mostly harmless. If only AFO and Yoichi had read one of those idol mangas and been inspired to go into theatre. AFO would have been the dramatic jerk who keeps sabotaging all his opponents but the world would have been spared domination.

Mi abuela me regaño por reírme demasiado fuerte y me mandó a dormir, amo Tumblr.

5 headcanons where AFO went into the shadows because excessive exposure to his "lovely" personality was making too many Heroes.

What this isn't canon? Haha. This has been happening over many generations:

All for One stole ice cream from two younger children as a teenager. Those children were Second and Third, and they vowed revenge.

All for One saved Crimson Riot's life as a child because he was trying (and failing) to steal his quirk. This inspired Crimson Riot to become a hero.

Gran Torino was originally an employee of All for One but quit because All for One forgot to pay him.

All for One accidentally inspired the entire underground hero industry with an online rant about how heroes seek glory.

Nezu was going to become a villain because of his tragic past. However he only lasted a day working for All for One before the monologues drove him to quit.

Endeavor and All for One were online buddies. All for One gave him advice on good PR and handling his family. This helped Endeavor rise to the top in his career and totally ruin his family. All for One thought he was mentoring a young villain and was very annoyed when he realized. He later kidnapped Touya for revenge.

Kirishima was inspired by Crimson Riot, creating the second generation of All for One's mistakes.

Newly discovered appreciation for Dragon Ball characters during rewatching and rereading, today's edition: Bulma.

Found a feral little boy in the woods, built a radar to find mysterious divine artifacts as a teenager, changed the world in the process, learned a foreign language within a week to fly a spaceship to another planet, looked at the objectively worst man in the universe, asked "is anyone going to fuck him?" and didn't wait for an answer. Ten years later he's her trophy husband. A malewife. Congratulations Bulma, you took a murderous genocidal maniac and made him your little bitch. Look at him. He's into it.

Nobody does it like her.

Okey, todo muy bien, pero imagínate que el difunto también te acompañe a evitar que el amor de tu vida se casé con otro, además de que el difunto era alguien famoso.

Así que a cada rato los interrumpen en su camino a evitar la boda con gritos de incredulidad, retrasando la cosa.

Y todo el mundo se vuelve loco al darse cuenta de que el tipo está vivo.

Por qué había muerto en televisión y todos lo habían visto.

Ahora tienen que esconderse.

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

6 + 13(Yoichi please, because he is the best <3)

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?

Yes, actually! And entirely out of spite! :D I used to be a hardcore Spideypool fan (I still am tbh just less core), and I once made a post about Spiderio that somehow drew Starker antis into my ask box?? Someone literally came to tell me how terrible it was and shame me for just mentioning it in my post, and before that moment I had had no interest AT ALL in Starker, it didn't do anything for me. But after that I made it my literal mission to post about it as much as possible, and now I'm more of a Starker fan than a Spideypool fan, so :D Thank that poor angry asshole for all my Starker fics ✨

13. Unpopular opinion about XXX character (Yoichi)?

He has the will and capacity to kill. He's a paragon of moral virtue but sometimes the moral thing to do is kill. BUT Yoichi also shares his brother's bloodlust, I believe this wholeheartedly. It just tends to be directly almost solely at his brother rather than the general populace :) He's in Izuku's ear like "Kill his ass, Ninth" and Izuku, full of similar bloodlust somewhere in between Yoichi's and AFO's, rabidly complies 🙏 He's just as insane as AFO just in a different way I believe this wholeheartedly.

Gravity Falls Headcanons

[maybe acceptable to change]

Dipper Pines

Has autism

Has chewelry for when he’s in deep thought, which is better than chewing his pens

Is an ally

Gets glasses

Has gained two more friends around his age, Twig Westwood and Lorelei ‘Lorie’ Flussmann

Has scarring from the summer of 2012

Has participated in marching band

Plans to pursue journalism

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Mabel Pines

Is pan

Has ADHD

Doesn’t have a single fashion ‘style’, opting to change it frequently (ex. She’s goth one day and bohemian the next day and retro the next day)

Has started using hair chalk to go with her outfits

Will have her braces removed, but start wearing a retainer

Has a knack for alchemy and magic and is currently under the tutelage of a witch

Continues with her Guide to Life videos and becomes a popular WebTuber

She does commissions for her handmade bracelets and necklaces and anything knitting/crocheting related

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Stan Pines

Probably the most ‘normal’ of the Pines twins

Is bisexual

Has claustrophobia

Is dyslexic

Suffers from depression and PTSD

Is the better cook compared to Ford

Would reclaim his mullet while out at sea

Needs a moment to let his mind settle after waking up, a side effect of the memory gun

Is fluent in Spanish, and passively understand French and Portuguese (but can’t speak fluently)

He used be part of a biker gang, the same one with Jimmy Snakes

With Ford’s permission, he gave Soos the entire Shack, house and all

With money from selling treasure, Stan has Dan build a new cabin house for the family

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Ford Pines

AuDHD

Major Insomniac

An AroAce Nonbinary Man!

Suffers from c-PTSD, depression, and great guilt

Does have a feral side to him

Has a fear of snakes, but loves cats (imagine him meeting a tatzelwurm)

Eerily quiet while asleep

Grows out his hair to his shoulder blades. Initially has plans to cut it, but Mabel likes this long.

Has a cybernetic spine; its what caused his eyes to turn from brown to blue; there are other changes.

He probably has other implants, though one is a translator

He doesn’t like being touched, especially around his wrists and neck

Used to be fairly chubby until his fallout with Bill, which caused him to lose weight because of stress. Becomes malnourished while dimension hopping. Still currently recovering.

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Soos Ramirez

Becomes a let’s player on his days off, his WebTube channel is called ‘Let’sDoodIt!’. Melody would occasionally appear in it.

Soos, along with Melody and his Abuelita, has moved into the Shack

For the Stans’ 59th birthday, Soos had gifted Stan his adoption papers and Stan, without missing a beat, signs it

Has a lot of weird dreams, one of them of him and Stan being frogs and the latter owning a wax museum

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Wendy Corduroy

Her trapper hat used to belong to her mother

Got super depressed over her mom disappearing

Has a new friend named Seiko Habutai, who would eventually become her girlfriend

Bisexual

Joins Ford as his assistant when able

Owns a bat-ax, built by McGucket

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Fiddleford McGucket

Has recovered a lot: Wears a brace to fix his posture, takes it off for showers and sleep, received dental implants (still has his golden tooth), his hair has grown back and regained some color (gray but still), but unfortunately had to get his beard and mustache shaved off (it was a mess! You know the man did not wash that thing!)

Uses a cane with a fritz handle

Is reconnecting with his ex-wife, Emma May

Still has his former raccoon wife, but as a pet, June

Has started his own electronics company, McGucket & Son’s Lab

Would occasionally have minor relapses before returning to his senses on his own

Have started watching anime, courtesy of Soos, and alot of them inspired some of his creations

Has future apprentices in Candy Chiu and a Molly Westwood

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Pacifica Northwest

Is in her ‘rebellious’ phase, according to her parents

Starts hanging out with Candy and Grenda

Still keeps in touch with Archibald’s spirit, who has followed the Northwests to their new house

Plans to golf professionally, but likes to play casually, especially with Mabel

Also has an affinity for magic and has the same witch teacher as Mabel

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Robbie Valentino

Continues to pursue his band career

Has a new best friend in an anthropomorphic wolf named Yue, who joins his band

Is more annoyed with his parents’ during funerals (thanks, Jacky ^^)

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Gideon Gleeful

Was always an intelligent kid

Would skip a couple of grades upon finishing elementary school

He knows the full extent of Ford’s torture, who promised him not to say a word

Hates dancing and will decline when offered

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Bill Cipher (post-Theraprism; if he manages to get released)

Would gain a cat-like appearance once he could reincarnate

Would somehow be put under the custody of the Pines family

Has lost most of his powers, can now only levitate himself and enter dreams

More subdue and standoffish, but still has his sick sense of humor and trickster attitude

Became somewhat of a tsundere

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Miscellaneous

People did move out Gravity Falls because of the trauma caused by Weirdmageddon

The ‘Never Mind All That’ Act was abolished three months after creation

There is a ‘Midnight Market’, where the Abnormal creatures have a flea market in town square in the middle of the night

During spooky events, such as Halloween and Summerween, and ‘nerd’ conventions, abnormal species are able to freely show themselves to ‘normies’

Manotaurs has started to work for the Corduroys

wip comic based off a tumblr post i saw the other day

...Every heart has some pain...