Another Place - Bastille

No sabía que necesitaba ésto, pero ahora lo hago.

This is from my dbz/bnha crossover, where Goku adapted izuku

Read the story from Wattpad izuku son of Goku

Pelearía con ambos, en mi cama.

Yo todavía no he superado nada de esto, es simplemente demasiada porquería para mis bebés y mí salud mental no da para procesar nada.

Nadie se merece esté desastre, después de enterarme me sentí en una combinación de muerta y entumecida.

Me hace sentir mal, todo el esfuerzo de todos los personajes para nada.

Es como una burla.

twitter in shambles, bakudeku found shot behind a parking lot, ochako STILL a closeted lesbian with a dead ass girlfriend, bakugou rejected, deku straightmaxxing, todoroki listened to the devil and cut his hair, hawks looking like the plucked chicken i have in my fridge, mirio's no.1 but his wig's a FLOP, touya dead for NOTHING, shigaraki's fine ass dead for NOTHING,

*Izuku gaining the quirks of the past users of OFA*

In the Vestige Void:

Banjo: Hey! How come he gets all the cool shit?

Yoichi: I don’t fucking know? He was quirkless so-

Yagi’s vestige: *making hand movements indicating to himself*

Nana: Toshi was quirkless when I passed on OFA. How come he didn’t get our quirks like Ninth?

Hikage: Probably because he’s All For One’s son, just a thought.

Yoichi: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. MY BROTHER DID NOT GET LAID AND HAVE A CHILD-

En: That you know of.

Yoichi:

En:

Yoichi:

Yoichi: Fuck you all. Third, put up the GODDAMN CONSPIRACY BOARD-

Ahora necesito un FanFiction donde Segundo sea el regalo de Navidad de Yoichi.

One of these days, I'm going to write a no-quirks AU with all the OFA users, starting with AFO Yoichi's childhood and ending sometime around the time Deku has kids. For now, I have a WIP and some logistics to work out, so enjoy me posting something for this every once in a while.

Birthdays:

Yoichi Shigaraki: March 20th, the International Day of Happiness

(I like irony.)

Second: December 25th, Christmas

(He seems like the type to not care about holidays, so I made him born on one. There are some jokes I want to make, but I'll let you think of them.)

Third: September 8th, World Physical Therapy Day

(Best I could find that fit his quirk. Plus, now Yoichi gets to brag about being older than both of his heroes.)

Hikage Shinomori: July 28th, World Nature Conservation Day

(The man lived in a forest. In a different no-quirks AU, he would be a quiet librarian who seems so nice until some evil CEO decides to destroy a forest. Then he hits them with a dictionary.)

Daigoro Banjo: September 17th, International Country Music Day

(Look at him and tell me this isn't a man who listens to country music. He probably had a cowboy phase when he was six.)

En: August 1st, Lung Cancer Awareness Day

(I have a headcanon that his parents both had smoke related quirks, but theirs damaged their lungs. His lungs evolved to handle smoke though.)

Nana Shimura: October 4th, The beginning of World Space Week

(Since she could float, she was probably super into space stuff as a kid. Little Nana in a space suit making a space colony with LEGO. Think about it.)

AFO: June 6th, 6/6/6 so he really is a demon king.

(The only bad thing about this is that Yoichi talks about "catching up to him" every year.)

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(All Might and Deku are not included because they already have their birthdays revealed.)

Dbz fan on Tumblr are so not toxic it's so refreshing

Kudoichi posting Kudou (wolf) + yoichi (arctic fox)

“the moment you reached your hand out to me was when one for all was truly born” not one for all being yoichi and kudous secret love child

Three dads-

All of them are alien dads,

the shortest one thus having higher density of anger and closer to hell is a space dad and has been in a state of constant emotional crisis for the past 10+ years,

the happiest one is both a Grandpa and a huge manchild and is always ready to punch you straight to the next universe with the kindest smile,

and the daddiest dad is a also a dad of the two other dads and is fighting the urge to lock up these vegetables in Hyperbolic time chamber forever every minute

I love this whole crazy mess

Anthelmophobia : the irrational fear of worms