So Now That I Know That Kudou Is A Nosy Chismoso i Wonder If He Looked Through Everyone Else’s Memories?

Ahora necesito un FanFiction donde Segundo sea el regalo de Navidad de Yoichi.

One of these days, I'm going to write a no-quirks AU with all the OFA users, starting with AFO Yoichi's childhood and ending sometime around the time Deku has kids. For now, I have a WIP and some logistics to work out, so enjoy me posting something for this every once in a while.

Birthdays:

Yoichi Shigaraki: March 20th, the International Day of Happiness

(I like irony.)

Second: December 25th, Christmas

(He seems like the type to not care about holidays, so I made him born on one. There are some jokes I want to make, but I'll let you think of them.)

Third: September 8th, World Physical Therapy Day

(Best I could find that fit his quirk. Plus, now Yoichi gets to brag about being older than both of his heroes.)

Hikage Shinomori: July 28th, World Nature Conservation Day

(The man lived in a forest. In a different no-quirks AU, he would be a quiet librarian who seems so nice until some evil CEO decides to destroy a forest. Then he hits them with a dictionary.)

Daigoro Banjo: September 17th, International Country Music Day

(Look at him and tell me this isn't a man who listens to country music. He probably had a cowboy phase when he was six.)

En: August 1st, Lung Cancer Awareness Day

(I have a headcanon that his parents both had smoke related quirks, but theirs damaged their lungs. His lungs evolved to handle smoke though.)

Nana Shimura: October 4th, The beginning of World Space Week

(Since she could float, she was probably super into space stuff as a kid. Little Nana in a space suit making a space colony with LEGO. Think about it.)

AFO: June 6th, 6/6/6 so he really is a demon king.

(The only bad thing about this is that Yoichi talks about "catching up to him" every year.)

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(All Might and Deku are not included because they already have their birthdays revealed.)

*Izuku gaining the quirks of the past users of OFA*

In the Vestige Void:

Banjo: Hey! How come he gets all the cool shit?

Yoichi: I don’t fucking know? He was quirkless so-

Yagi’s vestige: *making hand movements indicating to himself*

Nana: Toshi was quirkless when I passed on OFA. How come he didn’t get our quirks like Ninth?

Hikage: Probably because he’s All For One’s son, just a thought.

Yoichi: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. MY BROTHER DID NOT GET LAID AND HAVE A CHILD-

En: That you know of.

Yoichi:

En:

Yoichi:

Yoichi: Fuck you all. Third, put up the GODDAMN CONSPIRACY BOARD-

the ofa/afo plot ending 🥰 ( drew this around december )

oh hey i think this is the perfect post to dump all my ofa users doodles

(caption: yoichi suddenly remembers why he made everyonr on the thrones in the first place)

(caption: the holders get to grow old <3 also yes bruce is the only one balding, en is a kid here)

(caption: silly idea where the ofa users had to take care of baby afo together)

(caption: just the ofa users interacting, drew it on the same day)

(caption: yoichis way to thank his heroes lol)

the fact that throughout all 430 chapters of my hero academia horikoshi didn't show a single glimpse of deku's dad is the funniest thing he ever did. he was never important. we can make up whatever fate we want for him and nobody can refute it. i propose that he stepped on a landmine and exploded

I feel ill :,)

Absolute SuperWonderBat by Dan Mora

Es tan malditamente cercano al Canon, pero a la vez está tan malditamente lejos de el.

Villain Yoichi Concept:

AFO is greedy, right? He takes and if you don't have a use, you're dead. Unless you're a belonging, in which case, you are protected because you therefore have some inherent value.

But Yoichi is his opposite. And the opposite of greed must be good. Doesn't it? Well, the answer lies in One for All.

The user has to want to give it to someone, but the person receiving can't say no. Now, we apply that principle to a person.

Villain Yoichi, who gives away what he has with reckless abandon, and then calls upon you for a favor.

"But I can't-"

"I gave you that gift, didn't I? You owe me." (General guilt tripping)

Or maybe he forces it on you.

"I don't really need-"

"C'mon, I went out of my way to get this for you. It was really difficult to find." (More general guilt tripping, and after they accept it, we get the first scenario)

So, maybe Yoichi is a little greedy to get people to do things for him. But everyone has some greed in them, all it matters is how you use it.

"And I'm using it for a good cause," Yoichi said, green eyes so wide, skin so pale, he looked as if he would float away with the breeze as he stared, shaking, at the corpses of those he ordered on the mission for him.

"It doesn't matter if these people die. It's just like Big Brother said. All for a good cause."

Lol.

meanwhile in tomurafo vestige world:

Tomura: Oh by God! It's Danger sense guy with a chair!!!!!

Right now, Maduro just made it so that Venezuelans can't get back inside Venezuela with an expired passport... and how do you get a new passport? Simple, you have to be inside the country to ask for it. How do you get in the country, then? You need a special paper that the consulates and embassies can give you.

Only they just cut relationships with many of the countries where a lot of Venezuelans emigrate to, which means no consulates or embassies. So basically, if you're in those countries, you are left stateless.

This means they very passive-agressively just banished several millions of people.