First, Second, and Third, Shigaraki Yoichi, Kudo, and Bruce
encrypting and coding
gun
hand-to-hand combat
actual war strategy
Fourth, Shinomori Hikage
Wilderness survival (how to make clean water, how to make basic tools/weapons, how to make temporary/semi-permanent/permanent structures, how to build a fire, how to make pottery, how to carve wood, how to flint knap, how to navigate both with and without a map/compass, how to navigate by the stars)
Cooking (how to butcher/skin animals, how to properly smoke meat, how to tell if you can eat that plant, how to properly store and preserve food, how to make pine tea for vitamin c)
Natural poisons/venoms (hemlock, foxglove, nightshade, azalea, ivy, mistletoe, rhubarb, yew, snakes, fish, frogs, rays, skates, spiders)
Geology, natural history, palaeontology (for some reason??), anthropology
Hunting, fishing, gathering berries/nuts/roots, mushroom hunting
Fifth, Banjou Daigoro
gymnastics
free running
parkour
mathematics degree (??? i didn't know he could DO that)
Sixth, Tayutai En
lockpicking
stealth
fucking hatchets apparently??
ethics and philosophy, sure why not
Seventh, Shimura Nana
how to fly
HOW TO LAND
throwing knives
english
SWORDPLAY YO
hey why is fourth's the only one thats capitalized? Because he insisted. Thank you. Nine I was going to teach you how to land either way, you didn't have to make it another point. real question id why me 2nd & 3rd are all put as one? Look, given how you all act I have no real way of knowing. Okay, but why are we all stuck together then, Nine? 3 dont talk like u h8 me pls Use grammar and I might. no. Then suffer. Why isn't Eight on here? cant afford him lmao none of you are allowed in my documents anymore.
2nd ko-fi request: kudoichi :)
It has a familiar theme of fighting for survival, but instead of kicking ppl off the ring ‘smash bros’ style, it’ll expand more on actual survival skills and not just fighting. The GODs would determine the winner by ‘Survival of the Fittest’!, which Universe is worthy & fit enough to live! A magnificent spectacle for the GODs, that is until their Universe gets erased
It’ll take place on a designated indestructible arena or a straight up planet with barriers, packed with variety of wildlife and ecosystems, your job is to survive! Not only from combat with other contestants, but the harsh conditions of the arena too. Frozen Tundras, Deathly Deserts, Woeful Wastelands, F*ckYouEverythingWantsToEatYou Jungles, you name it! To add more suspense, the Zenos can alter the arena with their IPad thingies. The whole tournament will be monitored and televised thoroughly for days, available to watch for all Universes.
The Rules:
•Mostly similar rules with the OG, power-ups & fusions allowed, NO Flight except for winged ppl, it’ll be more of a challenge to get around. Vehicles/Animals are allowed because I miss the Toriyama bizarre transportation themes.
•Healing items are allowed, eg: Senzu Beans, Capsules. Similar to Hunger Games, extra items can be sent to the contestants, from GODs, Spectators from back home, but there’s a limit. (Zeno be watchin 👁👁)
•Screw it, weapons are allowed, the point of the Tournament is who can survive whatever they’re thrown into. So, go absolutely ballistic, contestants! (eg: The Power Pole would be an amazing weapon! And it’s a nostalgic comeback!)
•Like the Hunger Games, you can kill other contestants. (It’ll be so cool and gives out a feeling of dread, to show the fallen contestants in big hologram screens in the sky of the arena with dystopian Omni-King anthems) But even if it’s allowed, try not to kill your own Universe contestants, the Universe with the most survivors win! Or if only one survives.
•One limitless hidden test wish to the winner. A selfish wish would get you erased, even after what you’ve been through to survive.
Cool things to mention:
•Goku could show off more than fighting, his survival skills, that he learnt since he’s small from living in the mountains!
•The other Zfighters have exemplary survival skills too, they’ve trained in various harsh environments on Earth, that aided their physical, spiritual and mental state. Eg, A17 ranges a damn Monster Island, Piccolo hangs out in Wastelands and survives only on water, Tien trains in the high mountains, etc
•Smart Contestants like Universe 3 could show off how intelligence & Tech can provide an advantage in survival too, like in Hunger Games
•Hit The Assassin would be a f*ckin menace
•Idk, most of them are a menace when I think about it (Universe 11 is still a big threat)
•There are Wolf & Fox-like, humanoid creatures in Universe 9, so they’re perfect for this setting
•I wanna see how Caulifla’s street smarts, crime gang abilities take affect in the survival Tournament
•In Hunger Games, it’s normal to team up with other Districts and betrayal comes after. So diff Universe teaming up and betraying eachother would be a sight to see, Frieza betraying Frost would have much more impact!
•Instead of being heavily prohibited, Frost’s poison would work WONDERS
•Finally, I just wanna see Frieza scavenge for crabs in rivers like the actual lizard he is or sum shid
“May the Odds be ever in Your Favour”
As always, I’m not putting down the OG Tournament Of Power, I’m just doing a harmless What-If👍 Feel free to contribute or give constructive feedback!
Edit: NOW WITH ART, I’ll keep adding more if I have any
Doth mine eyes deceive me? Is it a First/Second event?
i will see you in the next life.
Efectivamente, Yoichi es Barbie.
sorry this part is shorter, tumblr won’t let me add enough images 😔
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The leaks Katy?!
Yoichi got his morals from comic books, that's another thing I was right about.
I've made fun of Yoichi for having morals from a comic book but it turns out he literally got his morals from a comic book. That was all he had. He didn't have any adults in his life to teach him. He couldn't even read more complicated books. The reason why he's telling AFO "metapowers should only be used to help people" in the flashback is because he read it in a comic book, and it's likely he doesn't even understand the more complicated political situation. It comes from genuine ignorance and lack of learning not stupidity so I can't mock it any longer.
Meanwhile I've always been kidding that AFO is a chuunibyou who got his motive from a comic book but it turns out he was in the same situation as Yoichi. Seriously, if only AFO had gotten better reading material then he probably would have still been drawn to the bad guy but he could have turned out mostly harmless. If only AFO and Yoichi had read one of those idol mangas and been inspired to go into theatre. AFO would have been the dramatic jerk who keeps sabotaging all his opponents but the world would have been spared domination.
Mi abuela me regaño por reírme demasiado fuerte y me mandó a dormir, amo Tumblr.
5 headcanons where AFO went into the shadows because excessive exposure to his "lovely" personality was making too many Heroes.
What this isn't canon? Haha. This has been happening over many generations:
All for One stole ice cream from two younger children as a teenager. Those children were Second and Third, and they vowed revenge.
All for One saved Crimson Riot's life as a child because he was trying (and failing) to steal his quirk. This inspired Crimson Riot to become a hero.
Gran Torino was originally an employee of All for One but quit because All for One forgot to pay him.
All for One accidentally inspired the entire underground hero industry with an online rant about how heroes seek glory.
Nezu was going to become a villain because of his tragic past. However he only lasted a day working for All for One before the monologues drove him to quit.
Endeavor and All for One were online buddies. All for One gave him advice on good PR and handling his family. This helped Endeavor rise to the top in his career and totally ruin his family. All for One thought he was mentoring a young villain and was very annoyed when he realized. He later kidnapped Touya for revenge.
Kirishima was inspired by Crimson Riot, creating the second generation of All for One's mistakes.
I’m going to keep pointing out the yonic goblet One for All imagery every time it comes up.
(FYI: yonic imagery is the female counterpart to phallic imagery. Phallic symbols resemble male genitalia, like swords, obelisks, towers, etc. Yonic symbols are objects invoking imagery of female genitalia, often cups, cauldrons, chalices, goblets, wells, caves, tunnels, flowers, fruits, etc.)
One for All and the characters intertwined with it have too many themes surrounding birth/rebirth for this to be a coincidence: i.e.: Yoichi living on past his death, Izuku’s name having a character that can be read as “to be born”, All for One calling himself One for All’s father, all the pregnancy metaphors about One for All, and child Shigaraki tearing himself out vestige All for One, just to name a few.