Goku, Eta Vaina E Seria..

oh boy it’s more unfinished fic hours as i organize my notes

this one is gochi except Goku didn’t bonk his head and thus is Kakarot 👀 i don’t often write in past tense so please forgive any hiccups

Chi-Chi and Kakarot met as children when she caught him gobbling up offerings at a spirit house. She was as dismayed at the theft from the shrine as she was at him eating the orange rinds along with the rest of the fruit.

"That's stealin'!"

The boy looked around with genuine bafflement, a simian tail wriggling behind him. "From who? There’s nobody here. If they wanted to keep their food, they should’ve protected it."

"Well," she blustered, "I'm here now."

So saying, she attacked. To her intense frustration, the monkey boy continued to chomp at an orange as he fought her. Almost as if he was playing instead of truly fighting.

Confirming her suspicions, he whooped, "This is fun! I’m getting to do both of my favorite things at once."

"Ugh! If you're gonna eat 'em, at least do it proper-like."

"What's that mean?"

"Give one here and I'll show you." She held out a hand.

Kakarot gave her a mistrusting, searching look, and clutched the mangled orange and its whole siblings to himself. 

"It'll taste better if you do," she added.

Hesitantly, he picked out the smallest one and held it out to her. Chi-Chi dug her thumbs in, piercing the rind. A fine mist of fragrant juice sprayed out.

Kakarot watched her with animal curiosity as she peeled the orange, creeping up to watch her hands work. His tail all but vibrated with interest. She removed the pith, too, and held out a segment of the orange to him. He took the segment, sniffed it twice, licked it, then seemed assured that she hadn't somehow done something to it.

His eyes lit up after he popped it in his mouth. "It does taste better without that other part."

"You shouldn't be eatin' 'em at all."

She started to lecture him but all the while she got the impression he wasn't really listening.

"I’m supposed to destroy you, but I like you. You smell good. So you can live for now, okay?"

"... you should smile more."

"Smile more? Oh god no, I hate my smile!"

Goku’s already conventionally attractive in earth terms, but imagine how fucking funny it’d be if, like. by sayian standards, Goku’s SUPERMODEL pretty. So, to Vegeta, it’s like fighting Sofia Vergara everyday.

i just recently read Reconcile by whatagoodegg on ao3 and HELLOOO oh my god?? easily among my favourites of all time! i loove anything about shigaraki + izukus dynamic. highly recommend checking it out if you havent already!

heres some fanart i drew of various moments from the fic :D

extra (basically what the whole fic was):

Esto es tan tonto y divertido que no puedo parar de sonreír, ésto es tan de los vestigios.

Yoichi: would you still love me if I was a worm…?

Second: …what? No?

*continues into a 45 minute argument over second saying no, he would not love Yoichi if he was a worm*

Nana: what’s going on?

En: they’re arguing over if second would love yoichi if he was a worm

Izuku: it’s actually pretty interesting to watch. Popcorn?

Nana: sure

Soy un mantelope en la vida.

A herd of Mantelopes are grazing along a grassy hillside.

Existential Mantelope 1: I’m telling you, worshiping The Qu really turned my life around!

Existential Mantelope 2: Have you lost your mind? If a fly shows back up here, I’ll show it everything I learned in the Hooved Resistance’s militia drills! Hyah!

Nihilistic Mantelope: Won’t you guys give it a rest? Nothing even matters any-*gets used as a ramp by Absurdist Mantelope riding a log down the hill*

Right now, Maduro just made it so that Venezuelans can't get back inside Venezuela with an expired passport... and how do you get a new passport? Simple, you have to be inside the country to ask for it. How do you get in the country, then? You need a special paper that the consulates and embassies can give you.

Only they just cut relationships with many of the countries where a lot of Venezuelans emigrate to, which means no consulates or embassies. So basically, if you're in those countries, you are left stateless.

This means they very passive-agressively just banished several millions of people.

I imagined living together in Goku's house after Raditz became good. Chichi is worried, but Raditz will be sincere because he was a soldier...

Eri and AFO swap AU

Okay my dumb ass has like an entire AU in my head from this. Their quirks swap but change slightly.

Eri -> AFO : (I'm just gonna keep calling her Eri but in all caps LMAO)

(She has a twin brother, Izuku Shigaraki.)

Her horn grows as she takes quirks. (1 ring in her horn = 1 quirk, it's like trees) (It doesn't actually store the quirks, she can still use her quirk without it)

Her successor Tsuito Shigaraki, born Kai Shimura, the grandson of Bruce Shimura, has the quirk Ruin, which allows him to destroy anything he touches with his hands.

AFO -> Eri: (Hehe, DFO gives me a free name. Hisashi <3)

Hisashi was the grandson of the boss of the Shie Hassaikai. When his quirk manifested, he accidentally killed his mother and his father gave him to his grandfather.

His grandfather was put into a coma by Tenko Chisaki, who became the new leader. He was promptly used as an experiment.

His quirk, Retrograde, builds up energy in holes in his palms which he can release to essentially turn back time on someone.

Yoichi -> Izuku: (Yoichi Midoriya)

Kudo > Toshinori

Bruce > Nana

Shinomori > En

Banjo stays 5th lol

Totalmente en el personaje.

For the fairy tale ask game: how about a Little Red Riding Hood AU with some duoholders please? Second has red hair so he gets to be Little Red Riding Hood. Yoichi and All for One are both wolves. How you divide up the role between them is up to you.

Yay, I love Little Red Riding Hood :)

Instead of quirks, people have started becoming werewolves. But it's all wonky so they just randomly transform instead of depending on the moon, and some of them (like the Shigaraki twins) keep some of their wolf features in human form. Anyway, Kudo bought in to the government's spiel about how werewolves are all evil due to his fear of dogs and works with them to kill them off.

One day, Kudo gets some time off and decides to visit his reclusive step-brother Hikage, who lives in the woods. However, what he doesn't know is that AFO and his pack have taken that part of the woods over, which is why Hikage hasn't visited him. Should he step out of the clearing, the wolves will tear him apart. (Also, he just doesn't want to deal with people) Kudo brings a basket of Hikage's favorite foods and wears a red cloak, because it's winter and he's cold.

Meanwhile, Yoichi is eager to move up in the wolf pack. You see, his brother (who is the pack leader) told him that they were fighting against evil people who destroyed the environment. Yoichi wants to play a bigger part in that instead of having to be protected all the time, so his brother sends him on what he thinks is a wild goose chase to bring the head of a trespassing man in a red cloak by sundown (it's morning). AFO doesn't know about Kudo and thinks that everyone knows that part of the woods belongs to him, so what idiot would wander the woods in an eye-catching red cloak?

Yoichi finds Kudo and attacks in wolf form. Kudo fights back by swinging the basket which leads to a container of strawberry shortcake falling out and spilling cake on the ground. Yoichi is curious, having only lived off the land and eats it. Then begs for more. A cautious Kudo keeps feeding him as they make their way to Hikage's house. There, Hikage exposes him as a werewolf and Yoichi transforms back but tells them his story in an attempt to convince them that he's good, only to hear that his brother is actually evil and the people he killed were because he wanted more land, not because he was trying to save it. Kudo is a bit distracted because Yoichi wasn't wearing clothes and looks adorable with wolf ears and a tail (none of the wolves wear clothes because A. they're feral wolves and B. their clothes rip when they transform)

They all snap into action when AFO comes by looking for his brother. He and Yoichi get into an argument and AFO blames Kudo for turning him against him so he tries to eat him, but only manages to tear off a part of the man's face. Hikage grabs a gun he's been saving should the wolves move in, and shoots him. Yoichi announces that he's rejecting the clan and he, Kudo, and Hikage run while AFO is suffering from the bullet wound.

Missed opportunity to dress AFO up in grandma clothes, but Second isn't stupid enough to fall for that anyway (still would be funny to see) Does AFO die? Idk, I mean the only thing going for him here is that he's pack leader. No quirks, just werewolves.