Immortality As Theft (you Have To Steal Life From Something Else) Immortality As Parasitism (there Is

okay likeee i know we all shit on stan and ford for being petty as hell during weirdmageddon (stan just hold his damn hand. ford WHY did you feel the need to correct his grammar.) but also? i have always felt like stan was so justified in wanting a thank you. like to the point where i also get pissed at ford for withholding any sort of genuine gratitude for so long.

do i get why he did? absolutely. in fact, it’s like, a super well-written conflict between them and reflects both of their mindsets perfectly. when you really think about ford’s point of view, you realize he still believes stan intentionally sabotaged his future in high school, was the reason he spent 30 years dimension-hopping, blatantly ignored ALL of his warnings about how dangerous it was to start the portal up again, and (albeit accidentally) brought him back when ford was finally about to defeat bill cipher. yeah! he has every right to pissy! i would be too!!

but like, all that said, it just makes me SO sad for stan. he went to such great lengths to bring ford back. he spent all 30 of those years learning sciences and engineering he could never have imagined understanding as the “stupid twin.” he faked his own DEATH. his entire life was a lie for DECADES. and we brush that off because stan has always been a liar and a conman but how much of that was due to his circumstances? being on the streets at 17 doing whatever the hell he had to for enough money to eat, and then losing his brother and desperately needing to pay fords mortgage so he could stay and work to bring him back… stan was so dedicated for so many years, did literally whatever he had to, stan pledged his life to righting his wrongs and saving his brother, and the man he did all of this for has nothing to say to him. “be out of my house by the end of the summer. give me my life back. and no, i won’t say thank you.”

its no wonder stan is petty bro!!! that feels like such a betrayal! i did so much for you and you can’t even give me a single thank you? you have to uproot my life for a second time? my god, at this point i cant even blame him for refusing to hold his hand even if it WAS to save the world. sometimes you’ve gotta be a petty bitch!!

“the moment you reached your hand out to me was when one for all was truly born” not one for all being yoichi and kudous secret love child

Pelearía con ambos, en mi cama.

It's my headcanon that Kudou and Bruce were part of the resistance against Destro. This is the reason why Destro's army was destroyed.

I have a headcanon that yoichi is something like 6'2" but just looks small because he's next to afo. It's so random but it's always been on my mind, everyone thinks he's small but then you stand next to him and its like 👀

You know, that's an interesting assumption, and I'd even support it - then it would make sense why Izuku isn't as tall at 16 as Toshi was at that age (I took it for comparison, since Afo and All Might are over 2 meters tall).

But! We have footage from the manga where Nana and Yoichi are standing next to each other. And Nana is quite a tall and sturdy woman, she's definitely over 180cm. And Yoichi may well be the same height as her, or even taller - but because of his thinness and baggy clothes, he may appear shorter than he is. He's also often behind Nana in the shot, and because of this perspective, he can appear shorter - when he's at a distance from her he's touching her shoulder.

And we also have a frame of Yoichi and Second. And making rough sketches for comparison, it appears that Yoichi is taller than Second.

Of course, it's worth waiting for the official datebook with their profiles, but still....

Dad Might Ask Game and uh Portal AU, where Toshi and Izuku have to escape a lab with a portal gun. (or just, have fun thinking with portals lol)

The first portal they enter is a gateway to a Villain AU, where an All Smite is helping Villain Deku become the greatest villain of all time, much to Toshinori’s and Izuku’s shock. They quickly exit this universe, and enter another one.

The second portal is a Monster AU, where a Werewolf Izuku is fighting other werewolves to protect a Vampire All Might. Werewolf Izuku noticed them and mistook them as another enemy, so they are forced to flee quickly as well.

As they travel from portal to portal, Toshinori and Izuku slowly come to the realization that they’re happily supporting and protecting each other no matter what universe they’re in. From Royalty AUs to Sci-fi AUs, from fantasy AUs to Reality Show AUs, from musical AUs to Hero AUs.

The plot twist: This AU is from the POV of the portal-hopping Toshinori and Izuku—who are very much NOT on good terms with each other at best. And sworn enemies at worst. Their home dimension is the dimension that is the antithesis of everything DadMight.

Faced with the fact that they seem to be the odd-one-out in a Multiverse whose answer to the question “Do you think we have a strong supportive and close bond in other universes too?” seem to be a resounding ‘YES,’ Sworn Enemies! Toshinori and Izuku reassess their lack of familial relationship, even if the mere concept of having a civil conversation with each other makes them feel violently  ill.

Izuku: “Even if I hate you… And want nothing to do with you… Even if you’ve definitely NOT changed my life for the better, I guess you did change it for good.”

Toshinori, holding Izuku by the neck and dangling him at the edge of a cliff: “I could say the same for you, boy.”

Izuku: “...Hey old man, where did we go wrong?”

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i wanna know how long he was in the vault

Goku 100% says dumb shit on purpose just so Vegeta can yell at him. He does the same with Chichi because his freaky ass likes to be yelled at.

Another Place - Bastille

Some kudoichi longing + mandatory bkdk paralellisms: