Yamcha yamcha vegeta vegeta
who broke it - silly ofa users animatic yayy
Yo todavía no he superado nada de esto, es simplemente demasiada porquería para mis bebés y mí salud mental no da para procesar nada.
Nadie se merece esté desastre, después de enterarme me sentí en una combinación de muerta y entumecida.
Me hace sentir mal, todo el esfuerzo de todos los personajes para nada.
Es como una burla.
twitter in shambles, bakudeku found shot behind a parking lot, ochako STILL a closeted lesbian with a dead ass girlfriend, bakugou rejected, deku straightmaxxing, todoroki listened to the devil and cut his hair, hawks looking like the plucked chicken i have in my fridge, mirio's no.1 but his wig's a FLOP, touya dead for NOTHING, shigaraki's fine ass dead for NOTHING,
i think my favorite "raditz-gets-brought-back-somehow" au is the idea that he accidentally gets brought back when goten is a kid and while everyone else is understandably wary given the last time he was around (even if they're no longer afraid of him because EVERYONE is a million times stronger than him) goten latches onto him like a goddamn leech. constantly hanging from his hair and poking at him and following him around and whatnot. calls him "mr. radish" that eventually changes to "uncle radish" when someone finally tells him his relation to goku. raditz is NOT happy about this at ALL but he really can't do anything because goten is a fucking super saiyan and could annihilate raditz with his pinky finger. so he just has to deal with it. and eventually things sort of smooth out and raditz becomes goten's weird gruff uncle that just kind of sits there while goten crawls all over him and gets all bristly when someone accuses him of caring about another person. and i say he's goten's uncle specifically because i think if he and gohan come within 50 feet of each other gohan goes mystic and stands there radiating the world's most tangible rage until raditz fucking skedaddles. gohan's gentle heart vs. the fact that raditz was quite literally the domino that triggered the absolute horror that was his childhood FIGHT
Summary: All For One owns Yoichi now... Because he's his pet cat.
But that doesn't mean he's a docile kitty. He loves to escape and meet with his friends who live in the woods. Even so, he does care for his owner and is there for him as AFO deals with annoying coworkers and a nagging mother.
Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sensei | All For One & Yoichi | First One For All User, Past One For All Users & Yoichi | First One For All User (My Hero Academia)
Characters: Sensei | All For One, Yoichi | First One For All User (My Hero Academia), Kudou | Second One For All User (My Hero Academia), Bruce | Third One For All User (My Hero Academia), Shinomori Hikage, Banjou Daigorou | Lariat, Tayutai En | Smoke-Eater, Shimura Nana
Additional Tags: Cats, Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), inspired by warrior cats, mentions of animal abuse, Fluff, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Language: English
Series: ← Previous Work Part 2 of Welcome to Happyland!
Words: 2,509
Chapters: 1/?
Ésto podría ser canon muy fácilmente.
"Cat Food"
[Lykoi Tomura AU]
Lykoi Tomura never knew that the can with the fish on it was cat food...even when he was human. Aizawa please, help him!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, DIOS MÍO, CUANTO AMO ESTÉ SHIPP.
kudou and yoichi are the tragic old man yaoi EVER
what do you MEAN kudou could have and should have killed yoichi but instead saved him when the rest of the world turned their backs on him
what do you MEAN they were only together for two months before All for One murdered Yoichi in front of Kudou's eyes?
what do you MEAN that their connection created One for All - the literal embodiment of hope for generations to come?
what do you MEAN that when Kudou died his essense lived on in the space he created for and because of Yoichi?
what do you MEAN that, even after death, they could be together again?
what do you MEAN that their love LITERALLY SAVES THE WORLD
HAHAHA, ¡¡ESTE ES BUENO!!.
Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.
Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.
Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip
2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once
Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.
Everyone: silence
2nd: when did this happen?
Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.
Izuku: that sounds fun.
Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?
Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.
Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?
Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.
(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)
(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)
aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?
izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!
aizawa pale : how did they die again?
izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!
aizawa : Oh....
en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..
izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?
aizawa : what they do?
izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!
aizawa chucking : okay that's good.
third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren
izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?
aizawa : care to share?
izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!
aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing
izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.
aizawa : no.
one for all users : absolutely not.
izuku : dahm shut down so fast....
seeing baby dende be so cute and innocent makes it even funnier to me how on piccolos first day alive he hatched with an evil grin and set someones house on fire. dende is like cooing and giggling and at the same ripe age of infant piccolo was committing arson
Está es realmente buena.
This is prewritten from my drafts.
Hisashi's is getting a bit tired of all of Yoichi’s strays.
He looked the other way on the,
2 Territorial cats, who hate him,
Chameleon that he swears is older than Yoichi claims,
The HUGE octopus,
The equally huge squid,
A freaking bat Yoichi claims he found he found in a dumpster,
Golden retriever that is definitely going to die any moment now,
but this takes the cake.
"Yoichi, that is a child!"
"An orphaned child"
"His mother is pounding at our door!"
On second glance, the mother's pretty cute...