Enemies to grudging coworkers/allies?
Took me long enough, but enjoy :)
By @me-writes-prompts
There was no way they would work together as a team, no way.
“Look, I know we both don’t like each other and all but we need to help each other to get the promotion we want. So, bear with me.”
They hate each other, but what happens when the other one comes to their door with a need for their help? Things get interesting.
“I really don’t need to be told how much you loathe working with me right now. I’m trying my best and so should you.”
“If you don’t want to get killed by the cops, then join my gang.” (Gang au, anyone? Count me in.)
Working together to save the world :)
Having to(grudgingly) compete together against a group of other people. (Could be sports au, etc.)
^^”I think we make a pretty good team even though half the time you’re glaring at me.” “Yeah, that’s because you keep smiling at me like an idiot.”
“Believe it or not, I’ve come to like working with you. I want you to know that.” “Honestly? Same.”
debbie and fiona - get gone
amnesia as a trauma response has the potential to be so fucking funny because imagine you just spent like 6 months breaking Whumpee down piece by piece, stripping them of their rights, destroying their mind and body with scars that will never heal, relishing in the irrevocable damage done by your hand even after they've been rescued
and then you run into them at a grocery store and they're like "oh hey (: sorry didn't see you there ((((: no i have no idea who you are but you're blocking the shelf i need to look at"
my ass would be humbled so goddamn fast. i would be shinji gripping the sink sobbing in the mirror because Whumpee basically just called me cringe. my brilliant torturing apparently meant fuckall and i'm not even worth the time of day. they'd probably misspell my name on a starbucks cup. whumper turned whumpee because how do i recover from that. what the fuck.
in which jack burns and burns and burns (or; i think about jack’s death to tommy far too often for it to be considered healthy)
a burning hill; mistki / tommyinnit is actually depressed in exile; tommyvods / a burning hill; mitski / war of the foxes; richard silken / dream smp wiki / jack manifold fanart; @mmiceonvenus / unknown / unknown / the horrors of villisca ax murder house; buzzfeed unsolved
Original
funniest thing about any scooby doo remake is when they make fred a mean jock when in reality he’s a mom friend
hey yall, back again. the two women in the middle of the left photo are me and my mom. ever since mama and dad’s split our brother went off the grid, so we’ve been braving it alone. no luck on the job front, with prescriptions to pay and my mama’s disability. i’m begging y’all to come through for us again. rent is $600 but between odd jobs i can cover $200, which means i’m hoping for $400 by the 30th.
godhood is just like girlhood: a begging to be believed
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Since it's Worldbuilding Wednesday, I've decided to write up a bunch of questions that might work for participants might work in WBW. Admittedly, much of these are oriented towards fantasy and non-Earth societies and cultures, but! Still useful.
I was heavily inspired by this list by the SFWA.
What is considered a normal family unit in your culture(s)?
What sort of magical creatures exist in your world? (Dragons, fair folk, spirits, etc)
What does a right of passage look like in your culture(s)?
How does someone propose marriage in your culture(s)? How long do they stay engaged, and what marks the marriage?
What weather-based customs exist in your culture(s)?
What customs surround death and burial? Are the people of your culture(s) even buried?
What distinguishes a formal dinner from a casual one?
What foods are considered taboo in your culture(s)?
If your culture is largely unable to get safe, clean water, what is considered a good substitute?
Are any gestures considered rude or vulgar? Why?
What is a way to show respect? To whom is it owed (parents, teachers, rank superiors, etc)?
When a visitor comes by, how are they greeted and treated? Is there special ceremony?
What is something your culture never talks about when talking to an acquaintance (e.x. religion)? What is something they always do (e.x. asking after the health of someone's family)?
What is considered courteous to gift to a visitor, if any?
How are people with magical talent treated?
How intertwined is magic and science, and how does this effect the views of it?
What is the calendar like? What celebrations are there?
What is the best way to get around? What's the cheapest?
Do many people own pets, like cats and dogs? What about magical pets?
How is war declared by a certain culture?
Does your culture have a concept of sin? If so, what do they consider a sin versus virtue?
What's a major historical event that changed the course of the culture forever?
If your world has magic, how did it get there? Was it always there? Or did it come about through other means (science gone wrong, melding of a separate plane of existence, etc)?
What is one major flaw or loophole in the law? Have people taken advantage of it?
How would a state of emergency be declared? Who can do it? Under what circumstances can it be declared?
Whumper dialogue
“Darling, if you still believe in a god, get on your hands and knees and pray. Because if you’re lucky, and They decide you deserve it, They are the last person who can save you now”