Their Big Fight Is Gonna Melt My Face Off

Why don’t I hear more about undead beings coming back to warn people? It’s always zombies wanting to drag people down to join them in the grave, ghosts seeking vengeance, spirits trying to chase people out of their domains - but if you died horribly and were left rattling around some spooky mansion for eternity, wouldn’t you want to stop people from blundering into the same death you had?

You feel a cold breath on your neck as you get in the car. It won’t leave until you fasten your seatbelt. An unseen force catches your foot as you pass the fourth step every time you walk up the stairs. During a renovation, you find out the wood is rotten. You can never find a pack of cigarettes - even ones guests bring disappear from their pockets and are found weeks later on the lawn, empty. Your daughter is giggling and laughing at something unseen, chasing after it away from the cliffside on your family hike. You don’t know why, but you feel compelled to leave a spare hairband and some stickers on a picnic table as you leave the park. Tribute? A thank you? The items are gone by next time you visit, and you swear a happy child’s hum follows you home on the breeze.

…More preventative hauntings. It just makes sense.

How to wear wrist guards

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Petition to add more disabled magical creatures in fantasy

Like picture a mermaid. When they have to be on land their tail turns to legs, but because their body is used to lower gravity their joints tire easily and are chronically in pain.

Also depending on how deep in the ocean they live, it’s likely they have circulation problems because their body is used to the water pressure holding everything where it needs to be and now their blood is always fucking pooling in their legs and they have to wear compression socks everywhere.

Wheelchair user mermaids. Partially/fully blind mermaids because who needs to see when there’s no light at the bottom of the ocean?

Mermaids with sensory issues who have to wear headphones all the time because sound is so much louder up here on land and they are constantly overstimulated. And also the sun is simply Too Bright™.

Mermaids who have POTS because in the water postural changes make no difference and their bodies don’t know how to stabilize with so much gravity.

I’m really fixated on the mermaids rn but PLEASE feel more than welcome to add more!!!! I wanna hear about disabled dragons

Admiring himself

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Whenever I see someone refer to "Victorian era-" for places outside the UK I'm tempted to start saying shit like "Han Dynasty era Rome", "Soviet era Australia" etc

British Lads Hit Each Other With Chair

what clown are you guys talking about it 2017 was a coming of age comedy

(another one)

scenario prompts for preparing a wonderful meal together

in a polyamorous relationship:

A is sick, so B and C decide to make soup for them and share their concerns on A's health

it's A's birthday and B and C are cooking a surprise meal together

all partners cook together and there's chaos in the kitchen

alternatively:

i see you struggling with cooking so i join to help you out

we both don't know how to cook but let's just try i've heard it's fun

i'm going to teach you how to cook because 'no offence but you're not very good at it'

we just want to try a new hobby together and cooking seems like a good option

we're cooking for a good cause (donation, etc)

we're a couple who are all about food and try different techniques to explore the vast realm of cooking

let's skip the restaurant and cook instead for our date

i'm dating a chef