[Not restricted to romantic dynamics!]
- I tear bread into smaller pieces to feed them to you, as if I am Jesus, or a mother bird. You may view me as a savior but I would kill for you
- Being there for the other person when they're sick - In a gross, disgusting way. Holding them unwaveringly through the wretched and repulsive, unflinchingly. Don't apologise, just survive. I'd do it again.
- You're scary, but I'm scarier. You don't know that yet, but I hope you won't fear me when you do.
- You're scary, and thank God for that. I'm more than happy to close my eyes when you use it on others. I am a coward.
- One character knowing exactly what the other one would really like to ask for, but is too self conscious or selfless to. Thus, they do it and provide, without the other person needing to outright request it. The self conscious character always makes sure the other one knows it's not obligated and they're always free to decline, and the other one nods firmly, knowing that, and still doing it.
- Sitting next to each other at the end of the world. Because it won't be okay. But they've accepted that
- "You destroyed the thing I love and I can't forgive you for it." "I can't forgive myself either." "I still can't hate you despite that." "I can."
- "Please hate me" "No."
- One character understanding when the other is in too low of a state to act like a decent person currently, and so they don't step over those lines that they'd normally tolerate. The first character holds the other one responsible for things later nonetheless, when they're able to actually carry it
- Two characters sharing the negative perceptions and opinions they've had of each other over the years. This can either lead to a realization that, respectfully, out of deep understanding of each other, they decide to not stay in touch with each other again from now on. Or, it can lead to a realization that thanks to this understanding they now have, they're more ready to become closer and have managed to clear the air with this conversation
- Characters of notably different ages talk and reflect on time that has passed between them. They feel a connection over how different their circumstances were. The younger one audibly wishes they could've done or changed something significant, to which the older character pointedly and gently tells them it wasn't their place to. Let us old crooks handle the tough things. (It wasn't your fault you spent formative years like this. I'm sorry you had to)
while being depressing, this is also sort of fascinating to me bc there’s something so…inauthentic here. what i mean is that if you saw something like this back in say 2001 (which you probably wouldn’t, at least for carl’s jr. but i digress) it would seem tacky but in a “sex sells” sort of way.
seeing this in 2025, it’s clearly purely a political statement and you can tell partially bc the image itself is so oddly sexless. it’s like there’s more titillation in the prospect of “owning the libs” than in the image of the scantily clad blonde white woman itself.
almost all of my videos on tiktok got muted and i can’t fix it UGHHH
@holymurdock @echosluvr
tonight’s episode of Werewolf Jobs:
ski patrol werewolves! big fluffy idiots with snowmobiles, ready to find lost or stranded hikers and skiers. when they find you they are fully prepared with a variety of warm drinks to fight off the cold and enough medical supplies to get you patched up enough to go back to the actual medical center. having werewolves do this cuts out the need for sniffer dogs, since they are fully capable of finding a trapped skier and digging them out of a snowdrift all on their own! plus they can take you to the restaurant for boneless wings afterwards! a dog cannot do that.
yes, you can cuddle them, but only if you ask very nicely
the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.
hey, hi, hello! this is my first self help masterpost which i made bc i was supposed to me studying bc who cares if i fail my exams ur mental nd physical well being is worth more and if you see this then ur worth everything and i love you a lot and hope this masterpost helps you find your way <3
dealing with depression and feeling suicidal
imalive
mental health chat rooms
the thoughts room
the dawn room
the comfort spot
it will be okay
7 cups of tea [vent site]
make everything okay
blahtherapy
emergency compliment
tempted to quit antidepressants?
the best things in life that are free
reasons to stay alive
dealing with depression
steps for beating depression
reasons not to commit suicide
things to love about life
adjusting your life for recovery
crisischat
changing your life
gives me hope
kittencam
puppycam
omfgdogs
cat training
natural treatment for depression
dealing with self harm
basic care for open wounds and burns
self harm safety
caring for self harm wounds
caring for cuts
caring for burns
fading and covering scars
stopping self harm
20 reasons to give up self harm
more reasons to stop self harming [bottom of page]
deciding to stop self-injury
self harm information booklet
limiting the damage of self harm
fataltotheflesh *trigger warning: cutting*
alternatives to self harm
more alternatives
146 things to do besides self harm
25 alternatives to self harm
make a happy box
dealing with loneliness and break-ups
the nicest place on the internet
brownie in a mug recipe
comfort food recipes
movie masterposts
7 reasons why it’s okay if you’ve never been in a relationship
getting over a break up
6 healthy ways to get over a break up
when you’re the only one not in a relationship
perks of being single
scientifically proven perks of being single
more perks for singles
is your friend dating your ex?
more ideas to help with loneliness
things to do when you feel lonely
things you can do when you’re lonely
dealing with loneliness
making friends
becoming a magnet for friends
how to cope when you feel left out by friends
dealing with anxiety and stress
more calming sounds
draw with sand
stress relievers
the quiet place
treatment and care for anxiety
dealing with panic attacks
overcoming panic attacks
progressive muscle relaxation
anxiety relief
overcoming ocd
calm pictures for anxiety gif masterpost
things you need to know to overcome ocd
stress relief games
rain sounds
nature sounds
effective anxiety breathing exercises
ocean soundscoffee sounds
90 seconds relaxation exercise
draw with silk
rainy day simulator
create a forest
dealing with bipolar disorder/ manic depression
helping your loved one through a manic episode
helping a loved one with bipolar disorder
dealing with bipolar mania: help for caregivers
7 ways to deal with a manic depressive person
dealing effectively with depression and manic depression
simple tricks to deal with anxiety and mania
5 tips for coping with mania
coping skills for bipolar disorder
50 natural ways to manage and cope with bipolar disorder
10 small steps you can take to improve bipolar disorder
dealing with hallucinations and schizophrenia
helping a person with schizophrenia
treatment and recovery for schizophrenia
60 methods for coping with hallucinations
helping someone cope with hallucinations
coping with schizophrenic hallucinations and delusions
5 ways to quiet auditory hallucinations
a practical guide to cope with hearing voices
helping people who hear voices
strategies for coping with distressing voices
dealing with eating disorders
dangers of diet pills and laxatives
dangers of laxative abuse
physical effects of an eating disorder
recovery toolbox
why do we need to eat?
why you should eat often & strategies
reality of anorexia and bulimia
recovering from an eating disorder
recovery and relapse prevention
dangers of purging
milestones in recovery
understanding recovery
making a recovery meal plan
what to do when you feel fat
dealing with anger
click rocks
bouncy balls
wobble *trigger warning: water*
play with pentagons
pixie dust!!
managing anger
controlling anger
dealing with anger and impulsivity
dealing with criticism
gruntle.me
dealing with insomnia/sleep deprivation
what time should i sleep?
calculating the perfect bedtime + sleep efficiency
42 simple tips to deal with insomnia
tips to beat insomnia
11 ways to get to sleep and stay asleep
trick yourself into dozing off
natural remedies to help sleep
natural remedies for sleep apnea
restoring restful sleep
how to make yourself so tired that you’ll fall asleep
steps to recovering from insomnia
recover after a sleepless night
fix snoring
how to pull an all nighter and do well in an exam
benefits of sleep
why sleep is important
lgbtq+
masterpost on just about everything about this
lgbtq+ everything masterpost
how to make a chest binder
how to wear a chest binder + faq
how to hide a pad if you wear boxers
pre-T trans men who want to deepen their voices
lgbtq+ novels
dealing with sexual assault and abuse
uk helplines for male survivors
uk male survivors
when a man is raped (includes how to help victims)
helping a friend or family member who was a victim
coping with the after-effects of sexual assault
coping with rape
coping with acquaintance rape
coping with rape-related ptsd
dealing with rape
understanding and helping male survivors
survivors chat
dealing with domestic violence and abuse
steps to take if you are a victim of family abuse
safe house
napless shelter for women and children
ywca women’s shelter
domestic violence and criminal harassment unit of the vancouver police department
canadian bar association- family violence
vancouver coastal health services
victims info
domestic violence help
ywca domestic violence help
domestic abuse services
domestic violence resources
hotlines
uk
women’s aid: 0808 2000 247
mankind: http://www.mankind.org.uk/
australia
women’s domestic violence helpline: telephone (08) 9223 1188 free call 1800 007 339
men’s domestic violence helpline: telephone (08) 9223 1199 free call 1800 000 599
1800respect: 1800 737 732
http://www.violencefreefamilies.org.au/help_lines
worldwide
http://www.hotpeachpages.net/
usa
crisis hotline: 1-888-7helpline
americans overseas domestic violence crisis center: 866-uswomen
childhelp national child abuse hotline: 1-800-4-a-child
http://www.thehotline.org/
canada
childhelp national child abuse hotline: 1-800-4-a-child
assaulted women’s helpline: gta 416.863.0511 toll free 1.866.863.0511 tty 416.364.8762 toll free tty 1.866.863.7868 mobile #safe(#7233)
http://www.hotpeachpages.net/canada/canada1.html
learning to love yourself and be happy
21 tips to release self-neglect
9 ways to love yourself
loving yourself
let yourself be happier than you think you deserve
who to fall in love with first
7 reasons to shamelessly love yourself
5 ways to love your body
17 reasons to love your body just the way it is
20 ways to love your body
learning to love your body in 4 steps
do i deserve to be happy?
100 reasons to be happy
300 reasons to be happy
hard day?
tips to relax
learn how to relax and sleep like a baby
14 ways to live a more relaxing life
40 ways to relax in 5 minutes
virtual piano
spot the difference
internet explorer 6
falling falling
staggering beauty *epilepsy warning*
heeeeey
20 ways to relax and unwind
jukebox time machine
read any book
colour quiz
useless web
pointless sites
build a squid
mario sequencer
seaquence
dealing with substance abuse
11 ways to handle substance abuse
how to quit smoking
how to beat drug addiction
the best way to quit using drugs
ways to end drug addiction
how to help a friend quit drugs
caring for someone with a drug problem
alternatives to alcohol
alternatives to drinking
alcoholism-solutions
alcohol abuse treatment and self-help
how to stop drinking alcoholhealth effects of alcohol
alternatives to drugs and alcohol for solving our problems
healthy alternatives to smoking
10 tips to quitting smoking
10 unusual quit-smoking tips
tips to help you stop smoking
quitting methods and what to expect- smoking
overcoming drug addiction
helplines
us: national drug information treatment and referral hotline: 1-800-662-help (4357)
us: alcohol abuse and crisis intervention: 1-800-234-0246
us: national cocaine hotline: 1-800-cocaine (262-2463)
us: al-anon/alateen hotline (for friends and family) 1-800-344-2666
uk: drinkline: nat’l. alcoholism helpline: 0800 917 8282
nz: alcohol / drug helpline: 0800 787 797
aus: alcohol & other drugs information service (adis): freecall 1800 131 350
australian helplines
more helplines
Why don’t I hear more about undead beings coming back to warn people? It’s always zombies wanting to drag people down to join them in the grave, ghosts seeking vengeance, spirits trying to chase people out of their domains - but if you died horribly and were left rattling around some spooky mansion for eternity, wouldn’t you want to stop people from blundering into the same death you had?
You feel a cold breath on your neck as you get in the car. It won’t leave until you fasten your seatbelt. An unseen force catches your foot as you pass the fourth step every time you walk up the stairs. During a renovation, you find out the wood is rotten. You can never find a pack of cigarettes - even ones guests bring disappear from their pockets and are found weeks later on the lawn, empty. Your daughter is giggling and laughing at something unseen, chasing after it away from the cliffside on your family hike. You don’t know why, but you feel compelled to leave a spare hairband and some stickers on a picnic table as you leave the park. Tribute? A thank you? The items are gone by next time you visit, and you swear a happy child’s hum follows you home on the breeze.
…More preventative hauntings. It just makes sense.
the land and homes are on fire and the government is ticketing mutual aid groups, profiling and arresting Black community members, militarizing fire zones, and carrying out ICE raids.
meanwhile a third of the firefighters are literally slave labor
Me: The way that the fandom writes and draws Piper McLean is racist.
White fans: It’s not racist! That’s how she’s written in canon!
Me: Yeah, and canon is racist too.
White fans: