Sooo I’ve been drawing stex characters over Roblox memes and uh I based one off this lmao
Slick’s hair isn’t dyed yet lmaoo baby slickk
He's actually her father in my AU and he hasn't slept in like ever so help him ( Dinah will kidnap her ) ( without telling him ) ( he will cry maybe 70 rivers )
Guys I seen some random tumblr user say that trains use sand to stop , and now I can’t get the images of all the trains eating mouthfuls of sand , PLEASE HELPPP
hi i was thinking that all of us who are making ocs for tkh should collabrate?
like since our ocs are in the same unverse see how they would interact with each other or something? idk but sounds fun right?
would you be intreasted? if not sory for bothering you :)
OH EM GEEE!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!! An art trade would be deadly, or something else!! Or a drawing collab ^_^!!!
Krupp next, and omg he baby.
Another from my requests thank you anon!!! Feeling a bit burnt out so trying to ease myself back into writing again, I hope this is okay for you!!!
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“Doll, I think I’m dying.”
Greaseball has been in recovery for maybe a day, and Dinah doesn’t think she’s ever seen someone be quite so dramatic about a few blown valves.
Unsurprisingly, this isn’t even the first time Greaseball has been hurt in such a way; if she doesn’t blow something, break a coupler, or misalign a wheel after a particularly intense race it’s a miracle, and without a doubt she will complain. Today, she’s propped up in her bunk, breath rattling through new, too-clean pipes following her chest having taken the brunt of a head on collision with another engine and having to have most of her ventilation system replaced.
It’s not that Dinah doesn’t enjoy waiting on her hand and wheel, it’s just that, well, Greaseball isn’t the best patient; she knows she can’t really take care of herself, but the last thing she wants to do is show physical weakness, so just spends her time being miserable.
“I’m sure you’re not, sugar,” Dinah repeats for what is maybe the fourth time in the past half an hour, “didn’t the repair truck fix you up good and proper?”
“I don’t think they did a very good job,” Greaseball mutters, crossing her arms over her chest with a hiss before unfolding them again, “this sucks, everything hurts-“
“The mechanics said it would hurt for a bit, remember?” Dinah says with a sigh, unable to help the creeping smile across her face, “just whilst the connecting points ease, yeah?”
“I know,” Greaseball grumbles, frown deeply set on her face, and holds her hand out to take Dinah’s as Dinah perches on the edge of the bunk, “‘just sucks, I can’t even go and train like this, if I fuck up a leg I can at least still do arms, but I can’t even-“
As if to demonstrate, she attempts weakly to raise her arms above her shoulders, and the creaking of fresh joints cracks through the silence of the shed like an earthquake. After a second her arms collapse again into her lap and she lets out a groan of frustration, chest heaving slightly as the new fixings settle.
“See?”
Admittedly, it doesn’t sound good at all; Dinah’s seen and heard her share of Greaseball’s injuries, and this is definitely one of the worse ones judging by the crunch of metal upon metal that screeches as she shifts. Dinah knows it hurts - damage that severe would hurt any member of the rolling stock, not just an engine - but bless, Greaseball has such a way of letting the world know.
“I see,” Dinah confirms gently, and wraps her hands delicately around Greaseball’s, as if squeezing too hard could shatter her, “it’ll pass soon, honey, I promise.”
The resounding whine of impatience from Greaseball is both expected and painful, and Dinah can but smile supportively as Greaseball slips down the bed. Like this, she looks so small, not like the big, tough image of a champion engine she presents usually, and if Dinah wasn’t afraid of hurting her further she would happily scoop Greaseball up into her arms; her old yardmaster used to say that everything was easier with a warm pair of arms around you, but the last thing she wanted to do was make it worse.
Then Greaseball looks up at her through her long lashes, dark circles from exhaustion sickly in the poor lighting, and Dinah’s resolve threatens to break just that little bit more-
“Can- uh, doll, can I-?” Greaseball stutters, eyes darting away as a dandelion flush settles on pallid cheeks, “could you like, I dunno, hold me?”
How is she meant to say no?
Without saying anything, she kicks off her wheels and wiggles out of her skirt, Greaseball weakly throwing back the corner of the duvet for Dinah to clamber in next to her. Almost immediately she crumples against Dinah’s side, eyebrows furrowed and mouth fixed in a deep pout, but as Dinah wraps her arms gently around her shoulders she exhales deeply, features easing just the slightest bit.
“I’ve got you, sugar,” Dinah whispers gently, and presses a kiss into the crown of Greaseball’s head, “you don’t have to be tough if you don’t want to.”
The responding mutter from Greaseball is inaudible, but the way she relaxes into Dinah’s arms tells her all she needs to know.
Thrifting/antiquing/flea market shopping headcanons, continued. Ft. basically everyone else in the cast.
Other engines:
Greaseball buys a lot of used car/other machine parts, he gravitates towards overbuilt 50s equipment that’s easy to modify and repair so he goes to the used market a lot. He’s relatively “typical” size and tends to have an easier time than many others finding used clothes. The Gang are his flying monkeys looking for stuff for him… to mixed results.
McCoy and Rusty collect old prewar/postwar era toy and model trains. Whenever they see electric ones they get confused and call it a “trolley”, alien artifact, or “sci fi revisionist nonsense”.
The Nationals are not opposed to doing a little shopping while abroad, it can be really fun to thrift/vintage shop overseas. Caveat: there’s probably even funnier answers to this section based on what people actually like buying abroad irl but I don’t know enough about that so I’m going off vibes. Very open to suggestions if you have fun more cultural ones.
Ruhrgold gets excited by American amusement park and carnival stuff (merch, models, etc) because Germany has a strong culture of them that’s very different from the US so they’re a real novelty to him.
The British Engine likes miniatures. Cartoonishly tiny versions of things because they are tiny by train standards due to the British loading gauge.
The Japanese Engine LOVES the New York subway system and thinks New York is way cooler and more glamorous than it really is. Buys all kinds of stuff related to the romantic ideal of the city and especially its trains. Goes nuts for any kind of subway stuff they’ve seen in movies and associates with exciting foreign cities. (This bit is based on actual sentiment among some Japanese railfans and 80s city pop)
Coco/Bobo- god help me it’s hard to think of anything for these two, I just imagine them shaking their heads in disappointment. I could see them being bafflingly excited by anything involving the Milwaukee Road since it was an early influence on early French rail electrification.
Turnov will quietly get banned or hard to acquire music and media to smuggle home, probably skewing towards punk rock
Espresso and Electra are often into the same Italian designers but they are very different sizes and thus have a mutual truce.
(Not doing the Wembley engines because I just don’t know enough about them and they don’t have strong real-life inspirations to draw from)
FREIGHT
Dustin knows what to look for in terms of used workwear and will point it out to the other freights (and other people in general). Poor guy tends to leave disappointed since big and tall tends to be very hard to find used, but he loves to help others.
Especially Flat-Top, who’s newer to it and doesn’t really know what to look for for his DIY projects. If they find something good that just has some damage/needs repairs, he loves patching stuff up in typical punk fashion.
The Rockies and Hip Hoppers follow Dustin around like a line of ducklings when he goes to mineral society shows. You can get some great deals on Cool Rocks at them since a lot of the sellers are just rockhounds selling off their extras or selling deceased members’ collections off vs more commercial vendors. Morbid side note: nothing makes you feel more impermanent than buying a dead guy’s Cool Rocks, knowing they have been here for millions of years and will outlive you by orders of magnitudes unless something truly catastrophic happens.
Rockies tend to look for lightly used sports equipment. Hoppers go for the logomania brands Electra rejects and try to convince them that they’re actually cool.
CB always goes for old radios and electronics of course, often teaming up with Electra to look for stuff to cannibalize for parts. Evil Twink Caboose is into tinplate toys and often successfully convinces Rusty that they’re cool. It’s always something that secretly has lead paint or sketchy ancient electronics though. Post 2018 Caboose likes novelty piggy banks and will hide evidence of his crimes inside things he sells/donates to rid himself of it.
Slick is excited by unusual plastics, especially collectible/rare stuff like Bakelite. I think she would enjoy plastic dinos and old gas station merch.
Porter hangs around Dustin and the Rockies/Hoppers at rock shows looking for coal and hand tools for rock collecting
Lumber views all wood in terms of burnability and everyone goes out of their way to keep him away from nice old furniture. He WILL chuck that nice old hardwood in a fireplace even if it’s a bespoke artisan piece. It’s been very hard to shake him from his ways.
Hydra likes airship and zeppelin related stuff. Sketchy old chemistry sets that may or may not have actual uranium or instructions on how to make things explode too.
COMPONENTS
Volta is always looking for stuff to mod in her typical gothy DIY projects. She often comes out with a baffling assortment of clothes but somehow makes something cool from them. Also drawn to VERY warm winterwear and will go on and on about what produces the best insulation. And snowglobes. I could see her being into snowglobes.
Joule always manages to find stuff with sketchy chemicals, asbestos, or other toxic things in them from back in the day when that was accepted. She has to be lured away with cute ceramic animal figurines.
Purse is always looking in pockets and compartments for money and money alone. He’s probably the only one who’s actually a reseller and goes for items he knows he can flip for a lot. If the cashier takes too long to calculate things he’ll often whip out a sheet of paper and do the math by hand at light speed.
Krupp looks for more of the obscure/European tool and electronic brands that Greaseball doesn’t know and Electra is kind of sketchy on. Also Kraftwerk media. He will inspect any CD/record/etc looking for rarities. Also excited by unusual hardware regardless of true usefulness.
Killerwatt pretends to know what Krupp is talking about and silently judges display cases based on security.
MISC
The Marshalls are always on the lookout for skate and scooter parts
Control hates clothes shopping with their mom no matter where they go but can be bribed by the offer of getting a new toy train at the end
You should def do porter and hydra as ice pops they’re my favorites lol
So I started making these ice pops but uh I read it wrong and drew Lumber lmao!! So I drew the three! All the freights are done!! :)
I didn’t draw them with any hcs are anything lol, I did add some makeup ‘3‘
Would anyone be interested in a hatchetfield roleplay community where everyone is just pretending to be the characters, living their everyday lives.
And by hatchetfield characters I mean EVERY SINGLE ONE!
From Becky Barnes to Barry Swift or Dan and Donna!!!, anyone can join as the most POINTLESS character!!!!!
People could join as the lib and stuff, it’d be so fun!!!! The Lib could also do special events, like
Silly stuff like that! But people could also say stuff like
Hey I’m looking for a babysitter, my son Tim is gonna need to be home alone I’m going to do some shopping for Christmas
Weblog or comment on this if you’d like me to make this, also if anyone wants to help be a moderator
She’s cooking LMAOO
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I pitched this comic idea to my sister in the morning as a joke and she said I have to commit to it because she found it hilarious nvndjhbd
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I like flat top’s design a lot lols!!!
SHE/HER - IRISHFREIGHT HATERS GET OUUTTTTTT /j
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