M1ds3ven11 - God Let's Me Live Another Day

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

<333

His name is scrumbly :3

>:[ vs :0

From Odysseus, THIS is my favorite image from the entire premiere

Thats such a mood. Bc i did that when i decided to cut my hair all by myself

@strawdool messed up our tiktok streak and so adali has to go bald

Ive seen a tiktok of this, and i wiiish

How about the "I heard today is telemachus birthday" Au

The suitors are actually nice, and just help penelope around with Telemachus and the kingdom

Odysseus is red with anger just to com home and everyone is helping penelope plan a birthday party to his son and helping her with ithaca while he is gone.

No bloodshed

And he gets to see penelope again and they have their emotional meeting.

The suitors are like

"SO THE KING IS ALIVE"

"I told you we should have belived the queen"

"Telemachus will be so happy to see you here"

"HEY, it became a legend that only you could string that old bow, since then everyohe tried but no one could do, can you show us?"

"Hey, let the king have a moment with his wife, they havent seen eachother in 20 years"

"Hey you two can have your moment alone, we will warn when we see your son boat on the horizon"

And then on their room

"What was that?"

"Oh yeah, telemachus' friends,they are pretty nice, they helped us around the palace."

And odysseus is like: ":0"

They couldn't add Angel Dust to the announcement because they knew putting him in the same frame as Stolas and Fizzarolli this early would be serving such cataclysmic levels of cunt that all devices would have imploded before Alastor got the chance to cut the transmission.