:3

Ive seen a tiktok of this, and i wiiish

How about the "I heard today is telemachus birthday" Au

The suitors are actually nice, and just help penelope around with Telemachus and the kingdom

Odysseus is red with anger just to com home and everyone is helping penelope plan a birthday party to his son and helping her with ithaca while he is gone.

No bloodshed

And he gets to see penelope again and they have their emotional meeting.

The suitors are like

"SO THE KING IS ALIVE"

"I told you we should have belived the queen"

"Telemachus will be so happy to see you here"

"HEY, it became a legend that only you could string that old bow, since then everyohe tried but no one could do, can you show us?"

"Hey, let the king have a moment with his wife, they havent seen eachother in 20 years"

"Hey you two can have your moment alone, we will warn when we see your son boat on the horizon"

And then on their room

"What was that?"

"Oh yeah, telemachus' friends,they are pretty nice, they helped us around the palace."

And odysseus is like: ":0"

stoooop I was just looking at the lyrics for "I can't help but wonder" and the first lines are like this "Father?" "Son." ITS A QUESTION FOR TELEMACHUS BUT NOT FOR ODY AHHHHHHHH

Odysseus: And then I said "I'm so glad we could see...EYE to EYE!" Hahaha.

Odysseus: Get it? 'Cause he's a Cyclops?! Hahahahaha!

Penelope: 🙂🙂🙂

Telemachus: 😳😳😳

Odysseus: And then he smashed my best friend's head in! Hahahahahaha!

Telemachus: Mom, is Dad broken?

Penelope: Maybe a little bit, sweetie.

Odysseus: I still hear his voice! Hahahaha!

THESES ARE SO CUTEE

Pixel art!

It's my first try so please be nice...

Yes.

such a bratty man gang, can’t believe this man got stabbed by Ody 600 times /silly /lh

It's because he's a BOTTO-

I was playing animal crossing w my boyfriend and he pointed out how that game also had a sort of father figure with twins under his care so uh

The one who waits (extremely chill version)