M1ds3ven11 - God Let's Me Live Another Day

Penelope during the Ithaca saga:

Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that

But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”

& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son

& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass

There’s something to be said, that even after twenty years, Penelope looks out the window, sees a storm, and says, ah yes, that must be my darling husband, pissing off the gods.

....ouch

What killed Odysseus's crew? A comprehensive list

Poseidon: 551

Zeus: 36

Polyphemus: 6

Scylla: 6

Gravity: 1

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus: Pe-

Penelope: yes I would still love you if you were a worm

Yeah