M1ds3ven11 - God Let's Me Live Another Day

OKAY

NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

Odysseus crew: *watching him from the afterlife*

Elpenor: Look, he's hunting down the suitors! He's gonna kill them all!

Eurylochus: Maybe you were right, Polites. Violence has only lead to more violence. Perhaps the Captain would be better off showing mercy before he goes too far.

Polites: Are you fucking kidding me?! You heard what they were planning to do to Penelope and their son!! He should butcher every one of them!!!

There’s something to be said, that even after twenty years, Penelope looks out the window, sees a storm, and says, ah yes, that must be my darling husband, pissing off the gods.

....ouch

What killed Odysseus's crew? A comprehensive list

Poseidon: 551

Zeus: 36

Polyphemus: 6

Scylla: 6

Gravity: 1

Poseidon : how bad can it possibly be ?

5 min later...

Amphitrite : HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS ??? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN ??

( @makotafi 's idea to project my period to poseidon cause i was dying yesterday)