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Odysseus is best dad

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

They Scream together, like all good best friends do

Thinking about how Odysseus carved the wedding bed out of an olive tree, which means the bed is rooted in the ground.

Thinking about the line “You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it!”.

Thinking about the fact that Odysseus built his entire palace around that olive tree, his and Penelope’s wedding bed, a symbol of their love.

Odysseus’ world is literally built around his love for Penelope.

…..i’m not crying, i just have an odypen in my eye.

Not so rare frame of Odysseus having to count how many years he has been away from home

2 Years ago Watching & Dreaming aired!!✨

If you haven't already, you can watch the serie with the link in the QR code of this ticket series! These also comes in stickers & prints ;)

Poseidon : how bad can it possibly be ?

5 min later...

Amphitrite : HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS ??? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN ??

( @makotafi 's idea to project my period to poseidon cause i was dying yesterday)

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction