#Repost @gogreensavegreen

Pov me rn

I was playing animal crossing w my boyfriend and he pointed out how that game also had a sort of father figure with twins under his care so uh

The one who waits (extremely chill version)

Odysseus: And then I said "I'm so glad we could see...EYE to EYE!" Hahaha.

Odysseus: Get it? 'Cause he's a Cyclops?! Hahahahaha!

Penelope: 🙂🙂🙂

Telemachus: 😳😳😳

Odysseus: And then he smashed my best friend's head in! Hahahahahaha!

Telemachus: Mom, is Dad broken?

Penelope: Maybe a little bit, sweetie.

Odysseus: I still hear his voice! Hahahaha!

Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that

But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”

& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son

& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass

They Scream together, like all good best friends do