Using Google Keyboard Alchemy To Create The Most Miserable Emojis Possible

Odysseus crew: *watching him from the afterlife*

Elpenor: Look, he's hunting down the suitors! He's gonna kill them all!

Eurylochus: Maybe you were right, Polites. Violence has only lead to more violence. Perhaps the Captain would be better off showing mercy before he goes too far.

Polites: Are you fucking kidding me?! You heard what they were planning to do to Penelope and their son!! He should butcher every one of them!!!

They couldn't add Angel Dust to the announcement because they knew putting him in the same frame as Stolas and Fizzarolli this early would be serving such cataclysmic levels of cunt that all devices would have imploded before Alastor got the chance to cut the transmission.

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

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Some suitor: “Let’s have open arms instead-”

Polites yelling from the Underworld: “KEEP MY PHILOSOPHY OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH”

My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits

@kyoukorpse inspired me to give my period pain to narinder. Like to charge, reblog to transfer.