Romanticise A Quiet Life, There's No Place Like My Room

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

♥︎: fluff ♡: angst ☆: suggestive ★: smut

extras: ☆ ★ ♥︎

for those who will go online in a bit and find the panic:

- no tumblr is not shutting down

- i repeat, it is not shutting down

- yes please back up your tumblr data as basic archiving etiquette and nothing else

- yes connect with your friends on other platforms and support fellow creators there too because it's fun and good for you

- no don't deactivate (ur so sexy aha)

- let me know what your plans are today/tomorrow (send me an ask and I'll give u a lil snack to power your day)

WHYYYY IS 271 DELAYED TOO WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

I’m nosey so feel free to share your answer in the tags 🌚

best friend touya finding out you don't watch porn because you've never found anything you liked.

he asks if he can send you links, show you what's out there from a trusted source. you've always low-key had a thing for him, so you agree, even though a part of you knows there's no coming back to normal friendship after this.

the links start out tame, almost sweet. you've seen porn like it before, the basic shit that looks like a couple made a home movie. it’s not that you find it unappealing; you simply feel nothing watching two strangers fuck like they’re in love.

you send a thumbs-down reaction to the messages.

touya texts back: well shit

a flurry of links blow up your phone and you don’t get the strategy until you find one, buried in the middle, that reads: fucking my best friend so hard he cries

with your heart in your throat, you thumbs-up the message.

touya replies immediately.

omw

“(not like you had to, he’d let you see his insides if you asked politely enough)” WHAT R WE TALKING ABTTTTTTT WTF

my current wip teehee i hope yall like medical malpractice!!!! ^^ (and delusional yandere suguru!!!!!)

soaking in the bath while toji sits on top of the toilet seat bc he’s a big baby and can’t handle how hot you like your water.

you’re on your phone or reading a book, the skin above the water dewy from the steam and he just watches you. he watches as your head lulls to the side with a sigh before your breathing steadies. he’d think you were asleep if he didn’t know you any better, but he did.

he’d normally tease you, say something about how he didn’t know cpr if you fell asleep in the bath… but he doesn’t. instead he matches his breathing with yours (anything to make himself feel closer to you in the quiet moment) and leans against the back of the toilet. he’s content with watching you until your skin got all pruny. after all, isn’t that what he’ll be doing years from now anyway?

wtf. this should be counted as cyberbullying.

guys do i give tall or short energy……… pls be careful w ur answers im sensitive……

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only