Alr Chat SO. I’m Abt To Hit 700 (insane Btw!!!!!) And I Said Back When I Hit 500 That I Would Do Smth

Your first husband died peacefully in his sleep. You had nothing to do with it.

You did want his money but that was another matter!

He was on the verge of death anyway so getting into his pants (and pockets) was extremely easy. You made out like a bandit with most of his fortune. It set you up for life, you were thankfully done with old men and their money.

That was until you saw the detective that sauntered into your house. He was tall, toned and tan. Your mouth practically watered as he talked to you in a sweet tone, like you were truly in mourning for your husband.

“Suguru Geto.” He had introduced himself with a firm handshake.

You had practically melted into the floor.

Apparently your dead husband was in an embezzlement lawsuit before he passed so he came to investigate the house for evidence. You didn’t really care but you played the part of grieving widow all while subtly flirting with him.

He didn’t seem to notice or he didn’t say anything. As he goes through the files you try to think of a way to get him to stay longer. Nothing comes to mind and he leaves you with a small pout on your lips.

Opening up your phone you click on the sugar baby app you frequented before getting married. What’s one more dead old man if you get to see that detective again?

desperately humping a huge bulge and trembling with both desire and nervous excitement because you can feel how impossibly large it is even though several layers separate you

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burying your face in your lover's neck as you fuck, their comforting scent filling your nostrils, a calming sensation layering over the repetitive drag of their cock against your tensing walls, and their groan as your nails scratch along the skin of their broad back

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

hiiii totally don’t imagine being married to nanami and sobbing in front of a mirror when u realize the hickeys he gave u before shibuya are fading :3 totally don’t imagine that :33 totally don’t imagine the last remnants of him (other than the cold, heavy rings on ur finger) slowly fading off of ur body :333 tooooooottalllyyyy don’t imagine that!!!

♥︎: fluff ♡: angst ☆: suggestive ★: smut

♥︎ random bf texts!! (smau)

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★ 19 y/o they/them lesbian :]

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★ yumejoshi!!!! ^^ (ask me abt my f/o’s and u get a kiss hehe)

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