Oh. My. G O D .

I fit most of this criteria and I am slightly afraid that Utterson is going to break into my house now-

DNI if: youre under 5 feet tall, you’re a child trampler, you’ve been appointed as the sole heir to a fortune, your appearance makes people uncomfortable for some reason, you’re pale and hairy, you‘ve ever brutally killed an MP, you’re blackmailing Dr. Jekyll for money, you tilt your hand to the left to write.

Commander Tartar from Splatoon 2 has read Beowulf multiple times and no I will not elaborate.

Nom nom nom

El Narri

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! FINALLY A HYDE MY HEIGHT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

this file was titled “the salts” and I don’t want to hear anything about it

Alright alright. This was quite fun to make actually (my fiery little lad :) )

I would LOVE to see this in a Picrew chain!! It is unbelievably adorable!

If you were a fantasy character, what would you look like?

Here is mine!

I’m going to no pressure tag @ttuesday, @moonstrider9904, @neon-junkie, @positive-squid, @amorgansgal, @daily-escuella, @dweebpheles anyone else who sees this and wants to have a go!!

I can’t wait to see them!! 🥰

Why dis superhero look so mad😭😭😭

Jesus is my favorite shounen protagonist

THIS FUCKING GUY

JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

LOOK AT THIS GUY

SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

holy shit i love your username-

Thanks man! It’s my favorite food! I love pasta, and the insects help to add to the overall crunch of the meal!

Pish posh mish mosh hot shot. Who do you think made you those mind-altering inhibitors in the first place? A business major!?

Don't let my posh exterior fool you! I am one with the streets. Not a single cap in sight.

Song is 'Streichquartett No. 3, 'Kaiserquartett' In C Major, Op. 76: I. Allegro (First Part)' [Transcripts under cut.]

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

Kris takes Spamton to Chuck E Cheese

As suggested by @unikhroma

This literally took me like thirty minutes max don’t take this seriously